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Pope says God isn't a magician
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RE: Pope says God isn't a magician
Vicar does not mean 'replacement'.

It's a Middle English word derived through Old French from the Latin vicarius, meaning 'substitute'. In other words, a stand-in for the local god du jour.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Pope says God isn't a magician - by Whateverist - November 3, 2014 at 3:14 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Drich - November 3, 2014 at 11:03 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by FatAndFaithless - November 3, 2014 at 11:08 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Anomalocaris - November 3, 2014 at 12:07 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by professor - November 3, 2014 at 11:33 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Cyberman - November 3, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Drich - November 3, 2014 at 10:02 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by professor - November 3, 2014 at 4:38 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Thumpalumpacus - November 4, 2014 at 12:38 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by FatAndFaithless - November 3, 2014 at 4:44 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Crossless1 - November 3, 2014 at 4:56 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Whateverist - November 3, 2014 at 7:35 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 3, 2014 at 5:30 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by professor - November 3, 2014 at 5:36 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Cyberman - November 3, 2014 at 8:10 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Jackalope - November 3, 2014 at 8:17 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by FatAndFaithless - November 3, 2014 at 5:37 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by dyresand - November 3, 2014 at 7:29 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Tartarus Sauce - November 3, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by ThomM - November 3, 2014 at 8:05 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Cyberman - November 3, 2014 at 10:23 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Drich - November 3, 2014 at 10:47 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Cyberman - November 4, 2014 at 12:21 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Drich - November 4, 2014 at 8:50 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Sejanus - November 3, 2014 at 10:32 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Cyberman - November 4, 2014 at 12:27 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Minimalist - November 4, 2014 at 11:36 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Dolorian - November 3, 2014 at 10:51 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Drich - November 3, 2014 at 11:17 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by dyresand - November 3, 2014 at 11:33 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Whateverist - November 4, 2014 at 9:12 am
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Cyberman - November 4, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by vorlon13 - November 4, 2014 at 3:16 pm
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician - by Minimalist - November 4, 2014 at 3:33 pm

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