A business man spending the night alone in an unfamiliar northern town (UK) decided to look for some female company. After asking the advice of the hotel concierge (doorman) he decided to visit a local 'establishment' offering 'high quality at an affordable price'.
After speaking with the brothel manager the business man decided to avail himself of the services provided by 'Sexy Sarah', an experienced lady who was deaf. The manager did offer reassurances that Sarah would be able to communicate effectively should the need arise.
The business man went upstairs, introduced himself, removed his clothes and .......
All seemed to be going well and the business man was enjoying himself until Sexy Sarah hit him on the head with a small tin of biscuits. Despite being rather taken aback...and slightly stunned he decided this was part of the 'service' and continued with what he was doing.
A few minutes later the lovely Sarah again hit the business man on the head, this time with a medium sized tin of chocolates. Again he continued with what he was doing.
A few minutes later the lovely Sarah again hit the business man on the head, this time with a large frozen duck from Tesco. The blow was so powerful it knocked him onto the floor. At this point he decided enough was enough and after making himself presentable went downstairs to complain. The manager listened politely and informed the business man Sarah was merely trying to communicate with him. The business man asked what the f**k she was trying to say, to which the manager replied - 'tin tin duck' (It isn't in duck), 'duck' is a term of general affection in some parts of the UK.
After speaking with the brothel manager the business man decided to avail himself of the services provided by 'Sexy Sarah', an experienced lady who was deaf. The manager did offer reassurances that Sarah would be able to communicate effectively should the need arise.
The business man went upstairs, introduced himself, removed his clothes and .......
All seemed to be going well and the business man was enjoying himself until Sexy Sarah hit him on the head with a small tin of biscuits. Despite being rather taken aback...and slightly stunned he decided this was part of the 'service' and continued with what he was doing.
A few minutes later the lovely Sarah again hit the business man on the head, this time with a medium sized tin of chocolates. Again he continued with what he was doing.
A few minutes later the lovely Sarah again hit the business man on the head, this time with a large frozen duck from Tesco. The blow was so powerful it knocked him onto the floor. At this point he decided enough was enough and after making himself presentable went downstairs to complain. The manager listened politely and informed the business man Sarah was merely trying to communicate with him. The business man asked what the f**k she was trying to say, to which the manager replied - 'tin tin duck' (It isn't in duck), 'duck' is a term of general affection in some parts of the UK.
"May God bless her, and all who sail in her" - Florence Ismay, at the launching of the Titanic
