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Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:09 am
Augusty the Windmaker is totally unaware that every time he farts, his special magical anal glands sprinkle life dust into the fart's particles, and realities are born. The life dust creates an odd situation where a self contained reality grows inside. The structure of the particle, from the inside, becomes a vast reality in which certain life forms grow and experience, unaware that this is all happening within the tiniest space in Augusty's home. After a few seconds, the reality becomes unstable and falls apart. It then spreads out all over his food patch, and forms with others to grow him more goodies. These few seconds appear from the inside to be vastly longer, into the billions of years.

If he knew how much suffering went on in these realities, he would clean his bum more often.

All other "gods", contrary to popular opinion, exist within the realities they think they govern, hidden away. They feel all powerful, not realising their rule is over within two wakes of Augusty's tail.
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Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:14 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 10:23 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by abaris - January 12, 2015 at 7:15 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 10:26 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 10:27 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 10:34 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 10:46 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:50 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 10:56 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by watchamadoodle - January 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by jesus_wept - January 12, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:02 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:05 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 10:56 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:31 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 11:03 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 11:05 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:09 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Jenny A - January 12, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:33 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:44 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Mister Agenda - January 12, 2015 at 12:42 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by downbeatplumb - January 12, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 2:39 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 2:44 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 2:43 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 2:48 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 4:20 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 4:22 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 6:45 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 10:11 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 8:13 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 8:51 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 11:46 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:38 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 13, 2015 at 12:11 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 13, 2015 at 11:38 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 13, 2015 at 11:48 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Natachan - January 13, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Cato - January 13, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 14, 2015 at 12:06 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Darkstar - January 14, 2015 at 11:59 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 15, 2015 at 12:00 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 15, 2015 at 12:54 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 15, 2015 at 1:24 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 15, 2015 at 1:28 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by psychoslice - January 15, 2015 at 3:36 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 15, 2015 at 11:01 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by psychoslice - January 16, 2015 at 2:51 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 15, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 16, 2015 at 1:24 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 16, 2015 at 1:32 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 17, 2015 at 4:35 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Roxy904 - January 16, 2015 at 3:01 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 16, 2015 at 3:10 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 16, 2015 at 6:03 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Mental Outlaw - January 16, 2015 at 7:54 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 16, 2015 at 10:41 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Cato - January 16, 2015 at 11:35 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 16, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 16, 2015 at 8:36 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Roxy904 - January 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 12:03 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 12:42 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 12:42 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 12:44 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 12:51 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 16, 2015 at 11:46 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by IATIA - January 16, 2015 at 11:57 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by MysticKnight - January 17, 2015 at 4:20 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 4:36 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 17, 2015 at 6:06 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 5:36 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 6:35 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 6:48 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Roxy904 - January 17, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by MysticKnight - January 18, 2015 at 12:29 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 18, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 18, 2015 at 12:40 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Minimalist - January 18, 2015 at 12:54 pm

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