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RE: Treat believers like six year olds
January 22, 2015 at 12:16 am
(January 21, 2015 at 9:51 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: "You can't prove it didn't happen."

You can't prove the FMS monster didn't boil for my sins.

"A perfect God created an imperfect world, knowing it would be imperfect, and that He would destroy it anyway, and then proceeded to remake an imperfect world, which He, once again, already knew it would be imperfect, so then He had to impregnate a virgin through the means of a holy ghost , who is also Him with His son, who is also God Himself, then comand his followers to eat His body and drink His blood."

This one is just impossible to parody; it already is a parody...

Except with FSM he is tasty and delicious and is great on a friday night.
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Treat believers like six year olds - by Silver - January 19, 2015 at 1:14 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by dyresand - January 19, 2015 at 1:16 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Minimalist - January 19, 2015 at 1:17 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by The Grand Nudger - January 19, 2015 at 1:28 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Minimalist - January 19, 2015 at 2:55 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by dyresand - January 19, 2015 at 4:40 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by orogenicman - January 19, 2015 at 5:08 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Jenny A - January 19, 2015 at 10:35 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Brakeman - January 20, 2015 at 8:45 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Davka - January 19, 2015 at 5:00 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by dyresand - January 19, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Fendon - January 19, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Godschild - January 19, 2015 at 9:06 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Davka - January 19, 2015 at 9:11 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Esquilax - January 19, 2015 at 9:31 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by dyresand - January 19, 2015 at 9:31 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Thumpalumpacus - January 20, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Ryantology - January 20, 2015 at 7:29 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Spooky - January 20, 2015 at 8:28 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by KevinM1 - January 20, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Davka - January 20, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Spooky - January 20, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Davka - January 20, 2015 at 11:38 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Norman Humann - January 20, 2015 at 11:24 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by KevinM1 - January 20, 2015 at 11:31 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Esquilax - January 20, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Davka - January 20, 2015 at 11:54 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Esquilax - January 20, 2015 at 12:03 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Strider - January 20, 2015 at 11:56 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by robvalue - January 20, 2015 at 9:10 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by robvalue - January 20, 2015 at 11:49 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Mental Outlaw - January 20, 2015 at 4:07 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Roxy904 - January 20, 2015 at 5:19 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by dyresand - January 20, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by robvalue - January 21, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by dyresand - January 21, 2015 at 10:21 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by robvalue - January 21, 2015 at 10:27 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by dyresand - January 21, 2015 at 10:40 am
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by Roxy904 - January 21, 2015 at 9:51 pm
RE: Treat believers like six year olds - by dyresand - January 22, 2015 at 12:16 am

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