Bloke says to his wife: "I fancy trying out something I read on the internet tonight. I'm going to get the baby out of her cot, then lube up her arsehole and jam my cock right up it and fuck her arse off. Then when I'm about to spunk, I'll pull out and shove my dick in her face, smearing it with shit and cum till it fills her nose and mouth."
The wife said, "Over my dead body!"
He looked at her and said, "Jeez, you're into some weird shit."
The wife said, "Over my dead body!"
He looked at her and said, "Jeez, you're into some weird shit."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
