(Doug Stanhope's signature joke)
So I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck her between her tits. She asked: "How are you going to make that feel good for me?"
I said: "Right before I cum, I'm going to stop punching you in the face."
So I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck her between her tits. She asked: "How are you going to make that feel good for me?"
I said: "Right before I cum, I'm going to stop punching you in the face."
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
