The typical shit:
Jew joke:
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when burning in the oven.
Women joke:
What's the difference between a knife and a woman's argument?
The knife has a point
Islam joke:
How do you start a joke about Islam?
By looking over the shoulder first
Man joke:
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."
Blonde jokes:
- Shrink asks the blonde - "Do you hear any abnormal voices or sounds inside your head"
-Blonde replies - "Yes, all the time"
- Shrink asks - "When"
- Blonde replies - "When I pick up the cellphone"
Jew joke:
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when burning in the oven.
Women joke:
What's the difference between a knife and a woman's argument?
The knife has a point
Islam joke:
How do you start a joke about Islam?
By looking over the shoulder first
Man joke:
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."
Blonde jokes:
- Shrink asks the blonde - "Do you hear any abnormal voices or sounds inside your head"
-Blonde replies - "Yes, all the time"
- Shrink asks - "When"
- Blonde replies - "When I pick up the cellphone"
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
