Stupidest religious "true story" you've ever heard?...

[Pizza]

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Here's one from FSTDT. It's the highest rated quote on the site and it's so stupid I actually once wrote a story based around it for a fiction writing class (and in this story, he was a madman on the run for killing his family, giving a reason for why this was happening):

Leviathon is a spirit I have battled as well. It was a hard battle but was won. It was about four months or more ago. My wife and I were in McDonalds and were having a conversation with an angel and Leviathon had come up. I told the angel that i wanted to fight this demon and he said I could. On the way back to the hotel I asked the angel if he could bring the demon to a predestinated place and he said yes. I figured that since Leviathon was from the depths of the sea he would be used to the cold water so I filled the tub up with scalding hot water and blessed the water. The angels (there were two now) brought Leviathon bound to the tub and fought with me. We all pulled our swords from our hips and began running this demon through with all my strength and everything I had. I would say it took atleast half an hour or more. We were all spent but the battle was won.

A sword-wielding man and an angel fight a sea serpent in a McDonald's. And this is apparently a true story. I highly doubt there'll be anything stupider than that.

Here's the FSTDT page. The comments section is hilarious, especially when the guy in question comes in and tries to exorcise a homosexuality demon from a commenter over the internet.

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Sounds credible to me. Leviathans are know to eat at McDonald's.