Helping Christians to lose faith?

[robvalue]

I'll show you how afraid I am of God dude.

*clears throat*

God, you're the most vile, evil fascist dictator in history, you're an absolutely disgusting megalomaniac with about every psychotic personality flaw possible. If you weren't imaginary, I'd kick your ass right now for being such a dick for ages then hiding behind the firmament ever since. If you'd like to stop me saying all this about how pathetic you are and that you exist only in the imagination of your followers, I give you explicit permission to explode my head right now and shut my stupid atheist crap up. Are you going to do that, or are you gonna carry on having a threesome with that stupid pointless smelly ghost thing and your pencil eraser of a son?

Let's see what he makes of that shall we? Hehehe.