"Ohh, where am I? Oh, wow, that was a stag night and a half! That stripper with the snake... Hey, what the...? Ok, guys, a joke's a joke... Hey, guys? Come on, now, don't piss about - I'm gonna be late! I gotta get changed and everything!
Guys..?"
Guys..?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'