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Famous last words (of Jesus)
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 4:09 pm (This post was last modified: June 1, 2015 at 4:10 pm by Minimalist.)
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 4:41 pm
"Ohh, I am SO never coming back now!"
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 5:15 pm
That's not what I had in mind when I signed up for Pilates...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 9:17 pm
"Ohh, where am I? Oh, wow, that was a stag night and a half! That stripper with the snake... Hey, what the...? Ok, guys, a joke's a joke... Hey, guys? Come on, now, don't piss about - I'm gonna be late! I gotta get changed and everything!

Guys..?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 9:26 pm
Jack, I swear . . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 10:43 pm
This is a crappy way to spend Easter!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 10:45 pm
If I knew gettin' nailed was this easy around here, I've come ages ago.
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 10:50 pm


If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 11:39 pm
"I didn't really think this through."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 1, 2015 at 11:48 pm
Hey dad, this was your idea! Why aren't you here.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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