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RE: Offensive Jokes

June 11, 2015 at 2:38 am

Back in his stand-up days, Pat Condell used to do one about the Islamic petty thief who had to keep changing his name - first Fingers, then Lefty, Hoppy and finally Stumpy.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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Offensive Jokes - by Losty - September 24, 2014 at 1:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Vosur - September 24, 2014 at 2:05 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - September 24, 2014 at 2:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by DramaQueen - September 24, 2014 at 3:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Dystopia - September 24, 2014 at 3:29 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by DeistPaladin - October 20, 2014 at 8:54 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Minimalist - September 24, 2014 at 3:41 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 24, 2014 at 4:32 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Chad32 - September 24, 2014 at 4:37 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2014 at 5:18 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Napoléon - September 25, 2014 at 8:24 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - September 25, 2014 at 11:25 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Lemonvariable72 - September 26, 2014 at 8:51 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - September 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - September 27, 2014 at 2:38 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - September 27, 2014 at 2:42 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by *Deidre* - September 27, 2014 at 2:52 pm

Re: RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - September 27, 2014 at 3:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 16, 2014 at 1:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 16, 2014 at 2:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 16, 2014 at 10:24 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - October 16, 2014 at 10:25 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 16, 2014 at 10:26 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - October 16, 2014 at 10:28 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 16, 2014 at 3:20 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by polar bear - October 16, 2014 at 11:28 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 16, 2014 at 1:31 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by The Valkyrie - October 16, 2014 at 3:54 pm

Re: RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - October 16, 2014 at 5:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 16, 2014 at 6:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 18, 2014 at 12:43 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by polar bear - October 18, 2014 at 12:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 18, 2014 at 2:49 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 18, 2014 at 3:30 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 18, 2014 at 5:39 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 19, 2014 at 9:40 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2014 at 9:50 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 19, 2014 at 10:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by TheGulegon - October 19, 2014 at 10:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 19, 2014 at 10:14 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by TheGulegon - October 19, 2014 at 10:25 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2014 at 11:06 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 20, 2014 at 8:43 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 20, 2014 at 10:04 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2014 at 4:22 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 20, 2014 at 10:24 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by vorlon13 - October 20, 2014 at 10:52 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 21, 2014 at 2:01 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Little lunch - October 21, 2014 at 3:28 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 21, 2014 at 1:10 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 21, 2014 at 2:50 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2014 at 6:04 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 21, 2014 at 6:32 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 21, 2014 at 6:48 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Lemonvariable72 - October 22, 2014 at 7:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Thumpalumpacus - October 22, 2014 at 9:45 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by FatAndFaithless - October 22, 2014 at 9:45 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - October 22, 2014 at 9:50 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 22, 2014 at 3:36 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 22, 2014 at 3:47 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by The Valkyrie - October 22, 2014 at 3:49 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Tartarus Sauce - October 26, 2014 at 8:40 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 26, 2014 at 9:30 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:23 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 3:27 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:29 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 3:31 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:33 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 3:43 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:47 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 3:53 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 3:59 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by KUSA - February 9, 2015 at 10:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 4:02 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:03 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Vosur - February 1, 2015 at 4:14 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:14 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 4:15 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:18 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - February 1, 2015 at 4:21 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 4:36 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - February 1, 2015 at 4:26 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - February 1, 2015 at 4:59 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 1, 2015 at 5:11 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by AFTT47 - February 1, 2015 at 1:34 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - February 4, 2015 at 1:21 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by FatAndFaithless - February 4, 2015 at 1:24 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 8:34 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by dyresand - February 9, 2015 at 10:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 10:45 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Homeless Nutter - February 9, 2015 at 10:49 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by TheRealJoeFish - February 9, 2015 at 11:15 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 9, 2015 at 11:20 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Dystopia - February 9, 2015 at 11:24 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - February 9, 2015 at 11:25 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Crossless1 - May 21, 2015 at 4:35 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - May 16, 2015 at 10:31 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - May 16, 2015 at 11:02 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Lemonvariable72 - May 21, 2015 at 4:30 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - May 21, 2015 at 4:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jackalope - May 21, 2015 at 4:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - June 5, 2015 at 6:29 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by LastPoet - June 5, 2015 at 6:50 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - June 7, 2015 at 3:58 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - June 7, 2015 at 4:01 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Cyberman - June 11, 2015 at 2:38 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by robvalue - June 11, 2015 at 3:43 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 4, 2015 at 1:03 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Jenny A - October 4, 2015 at 1:23 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 4, 2015 at 1:54 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:10 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 6:31 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:14 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by KevinM1 - October 5, 2015 at 12:15 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Exian - October 5, 2015 at 12:19 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 5, 2015 at 12:21 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:32 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 5, 2015 at 12:34 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 12:38 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Losty - October 5, 2015 at 12:33 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Silver - October 5, 2015 at 12:39 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by ignoramus - October 5, 2015 at 6:49 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Athene - October 5, 2015 at 10:22 am

RE: Offensive Jokes - by brewer - October 5, 2015 at 3:16 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by ignoramus - October 5, 2015 at 4:37 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Shining_Finger - October 6, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Edwardo Piet - October 6, 2015 at 4:03 pm

RE: Offensive Jokes - by Kingpin - October 6, 2015 at 4:12 pm

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