Famous last words (of Jesus)

[robvalue]

This is a fun little game which started in this other thread here.

What might Jesus' actual last words have been? Here are the ideas we've had so far:

"Why aren't you fuckers writing any of this down? You'll never remember it properly! This is important!"

"Hey what? No! Look, you're supposed to use the trick nails, not those ones...argh! I'm Jesus, remember? Fine. I won't need to paint on the stigmata I guess."

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING THING YOU BASTARDS THIS REALLY REALLY FUCKING HURTS GET ME DOWN GETMEDOWNGETMEDOWNGETMEDOWN OWIEOWIEOWIE ........!"

'Duuuuuuude, I can see Bethlehem from here!'

And here's my new one:

"Always look on the bright side of life." *whistles*