"Pilgrims to the Holy Shrine of Scatalia received the Sacrament of the Divine Coprolite last Sunday during a special "Limited Offer Once in a Lifetime Communion Mass". Father Stephens of the local diocese states that brandy was added to the communion wine to help wash the taste away. Stevens stated " We understand that the average 21st century parishioner does not have the spiritual fortitude of a 1st century sack cloth and ashes penitent so we added a little extra "proof" to convince the wary!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!