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Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
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Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
Pastor Mboro has gone and done it, 'he killed Satan'

Quote:Mboro wrote: “When I got to hell, there was a queue of millions of people waiting to be braaied by Satan. I even saw some prominent South African politicians.

“I was so shocked because they lived like angels here on earth. I thought they went to heaven.

“When Satan saw me, he panicked and directed his army to kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them. Satan was my last victim.”
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship? - by Cyberman - July 3, 2017 at 5:59 pm

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