RE: Why did god allow people to be born after the fall ?
November 23, 2017 at 6:19 pm
(This post was last modified: November 24, 2017 at 5:32 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 16, 2017 at 9:21 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Seriously. How was it even a meaningful sacrifice? How was it a sacrifice at all? God sent Jesus to us, and then got him right back.
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Not meaningful?! Are you having a laugh! Of course it's meaningful!
Are you telling me you seriously don't see the moral behind the following story and the depth of this very profound sacrifice?
A Truly Beautiful Story and Gorgeous Sacrifice Wrote:God uses his invisible absence of a penis to impregnate a virgin girl who was somewhat older than Mohammad's bride, Joseph gets jealous but gets told to fuck off, the virgin girl gives birth to God's son who turns out to also be himself. April Fools! Then he himself, who is also the son (and father) of himself, turns out to be a zombie Jew who loves to contradict himself, who then complains to his daddy, who is also himself, for forsaking himself, and then he fake-dies after being nailed to some large pieces of wood, which happened because of a conspiracy started by Judas who God who is also Jesus planned to have betray him in the first place, and while on these bits of woods our aforementioned questionably lovable zombie Jew makes fake screaming sounds because it doesn't really hurt because he's actually a deity, and the blood he bleeds is actually red wine somehow, I guess he's a gigantic alcoholic (don't ask me why his skin doesn't look like it's made of crackers), and then he comes back because he can't die because he's a zombie, and then he jumps into heaven and whispers under his breath "You guys think I'm coming back but I'm totally not! So suck it suckers! Suck my crackery penis and the red wine blood that runs through it when I get a boner over big breasted angels!"
Makes perfect sense, yeah? Don't deny it!
Quote:If a God creates a game, the created would logically do well to play it.
No we wouldn't. It sounds like it has utterly shit gameplay if the game involved means professing belief in an imaginary friend and pretend-hoping to go to a heaven that I know doesn't exist. What utterly shit gameplay. I'd take Tetris over that any day.
(November 17, 2017 at 7:20 am)Cod Wrote:(November 17, 2017 at 7:09 am)SteveII Wrote: Setting aside death by crucifixion, what was it like for an omniscient mind to physically bear all the sins of mankind past, present, and future all at the same time? When you think about it, God willing endured something unimaginable to us that would change him (by having the experience) in a less than positive way.
Well if it has an omniscient mind, it would have known what to expect wouldn't it?
Wow. Sounds to me like God is a fucking idiot.
(November 17, 2017 at 9:54 am)Astreja Wrote:(November 17, 2017 at 9:20 am)alpha male Wrote: No, if you're a sinner and acknowledge it it's a really great system.
Well, the chances of me doing that are zero.
Literally. I intend to go to my grave without ever falling into that ridiculous mindset.
No intention required for me. I couldn't believe in that shit if my life literally depended on it. It would be like someone pointing a loaded gun at my head and saying "Believe Santa Claus is real!" . . . I could lie just to stop myself getting shot, but I couldn't actually believe Santa Claus is real, no matter how much my life depends on it.
It takes a highly indoctrinated and/or highly illogical mind to believe in a god.
