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The rude jokes thread
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RE: The rude jokes thread
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back.

"Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
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The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - August 29, 2008 at 12:09 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - August 29, 2008 at 12:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Tiberius - August 29, 2008 at 4:04 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Meatball - August 29, 2008 at 4:10 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - August 30, 2008 at 12:00 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Eilonnwy - September 1, 2008 at 12:07 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Jason Jarred - September 1, 2008 at 11:58 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 1, 2008 at 2:24 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 2, 2008 at 2:17 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 2, 2008 at 1:13 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Ace Otana - September 2, 2008 at 1:16 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - October 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 2, 2008 at 10:21 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 3, 2008 at 3:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by infidel666 - September 3, 2008 at 10:45 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 3, 2008 at 10:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Tiberius - September 4, 2008 at 12:31 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 4, 2008 at 9:46 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Lucifer Morningstar - September 4, 2008 at 6:51 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 4, 2008 at 7:38 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Lucifer Morningstar - September 4, 2008 at 5:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 4, 2008 at 6:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Tiberius - September 4, 2008 at 7:49 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by infidel666 - September 7, 2008 at 10:52 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by ArtisticAtheist - September 20, 2008 at 9:00 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - September 23, 2008 at 8:21 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 23, 2008 at 10:59 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - September 23, 2008 at 11:13 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 28, 2008 at 10:03 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - October 6, 2008 at 2:36 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - October 6, 2008 at 11:01 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by infidel666 - October 8, 2008 at 9:24 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - October 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm

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