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The rude jokes thread
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RE: The rude jokes thread
A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time they had been married, so they thought they may have a problem conceiving.

The woman decided to go to the gynaecologist and see if the problem was with her. She had been hard of hearing since she was little. The doctor examined her and came in to give her the conclusions. He said, "I'm sorry, but the problem is with you. You have insufficient passion and if you ever have a baby it will be a miracle."

The woman was very upset and went home crying. Her husband got home and asked her what was wrong. She said, "The doctor told me I've got a fish up my passage and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel."
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
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The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - August 29, 2008 at 12:09 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - August 29, 2008 at 12:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Tiberius - August 29, 2008 at 4:04 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Meatball - August 29, 2008 at 4:10 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - August 30, 2008 at 12:00 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Eilonnwy - September 1, 2008 at 12:07 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Jason Jarred - September 1, 2008 at 11:58 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 1, 2008 at 2:24 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 2, 2008 at 2:17 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 2, 2008 at 1:13 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Ace Otana - September 2, 2008 at 1:16 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - October 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 2, 2008 at 10:21 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 3, 2008 at 3:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by infidel666 - September 3, 2008 at 10:45 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 3, 2008 at 10:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Tiberius - September 4, 2008 at 12:31 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 4, 2008 at 9:46 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Lucifer Morningstar - September 4, 2008 at 6:51 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 4, 2008 at 7:38 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Lucifer Morningstar - September 4, 2008 at 5:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 4, 2008 at 6:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Tiberius - September 4, 2008 at 7:49 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by infidel666 - September 7, 2008 at 10:52 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by ArtisticAtheist - September 20, 2008 at 9:00 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - September 23, 2008 at 8:21 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 23, 2008 at 10:59 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - September 23, 2008 at 11:13 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 28, 2008 at 10:03 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - October 6, 2008 at 2:36 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - October 6, 2008 at 11:01 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by infidel666 - October 8, 2008 at 9:24 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - October 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm

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