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Make an Offering to God

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Make an Offering to God
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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 13, 2012 at 9:33 am
(January 11, 2012 at 9:47 am)Napo Wrote:
(January 10, 2012 at 9:24 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: So an ear trumpet so the old buggers can hear us.


How about an actual fucking trumpet so the bastards can let us know they actually exist
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Really good instrument but tell me that on which event these instruments use and whats are the basic purpose to use this instrument? waiting for your reply.
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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 13, 2012 at 11:24 am
That reminds me of the post on Rapture Ready where the person was in a store, heard the horn from a nearby train, and started freaking out because they thought they heard God's trumpet and was about to fly up into the sky.
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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm (This post was last modified: January 13, 2012 at 3:10 pm by Jackalope.)
(January 13, 2012 at 9:33 am)Lucius Wrote: Really good instrument but tell me that on which event these instruments use and whats are the basic purpose to use this instrument? waiting for your reply.

Is it just me, or does ^^^ this ^^^ guy sound a lot like someone we banned yesterday?
(January 13, 2012 at 11:24 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: That reminds me of the post on Rapture Ready where the person was in a store, heard the horn from a nearby train, and started freaking out because they thought they heard God's trumpet and was about to fly up into the sky.

I'd freak out too - smashing through the roof of a store can't be pleasant.

Seriously? Has to be a Poe getting his kicks trolling xtians. Doesn't it?

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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 13, 2012 at 3:23 pm
I will offer the Gods something no one can resist.

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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 13, 2012 at 10:14 pm
(January 13, 2012 at 3:23 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I will offer the Gods something no one can resist.

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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 13, 2012 at 10:24 pm (This post was last modified: January 13, 2012 at 10:30 pm by The Magic Pudding.)
Lots of people are waiting for Jesus to return.
They've been waiting a long time.
I almost feel sorry for them when I'm not sniggering.
Well maybe he has just over slept, an alarm clock for Jeeesuz.

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(January 11, 2012 at 9:47 am)Napo Wrote: How about an actual fucking trumpet so the bastards can let us know they actually exist

I'll have to get you to explain the features of a "fucking trumpet" some day.

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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 14, 2012 at 4:45 am
But of course...

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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 14, 2012 at 5:25 am
I offer.... Atheist Forums.. *evil* Big Grin
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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 14, 2012 at 6:50 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2012 at 6:54 am by The Magic Pudding.)
I'm going to offer god a hymn a hymn unto god and I'd ask you all to join in, come on you know this one.

Quote: O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
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RE: Make an Offering to God
January 14, 2012 at 8:19 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2012 at 8:22 am by Napoléon.)
(January 13, 2012 at 9:33 am)Lucius Wrote: Really good instrument but tell me that on which event these instruments use and whats are the basic purpose to use this instrument? waiting for your reply.

God should know. He is the one who made it after all ain't he? Ask him.
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