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A Sad Joke
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RE: A Sad Joke
February 24, 2012 at 4:05 am
And now Tib just told the saddest joke.
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RE: A Sad Joke
February 24, 2012 at 4:06 am
That's how I roll.
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RE: A Sad Joke
February 24, 2012 at 3:05 pm
(February 24, 2012 at 3:56 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: I've enjoyed the Sufi poets I've read, Rayaan

Me, too.

I was only talking about the guy that Pad asked me about.

(February 24, 2012 at 3:59 am)Tiberius Wrote: At least you aren't one of those shite Muslims. They have the worst name ever. ;-)

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Nice joke, and I heard that before. Tongue

However, the correct spelling for that word is actually "Shiite" (or "Shi'ite") as opposed to "Shite."
In Arabic, the word is pronounced as "shee-ite" and that's why there are two "i"s in the middle when written in English.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...id=1800068
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#14
RE: A Sad Joke
February 24, 2012 at 3:12 pm
The first one I was introduced to was this from Hafiz.

It Felt Love


How

Did the rose

Ever open its heart


And give to this world

All its

Beauty?


It felt the encouragement of light

Against its

Being,


Otherwise,

We all remain


Too


Frightened.




And after that I had to explore more. Big Grin
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#15
RE: A Sad Joke
February 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm
I knew you would like the love poems (especially coming from you). Big Grin
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RE: A Sad Joke
February 24, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Shiite happens.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: A Sad Joke
February 25, 2012 at 12:29 am
Holy shi'ite.

... I'll get my coat.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A Sad Joke
February 25, 2012 at 8:36 pm
The only Sufi poet I've read,and only a little, is Omar Khayyam.

I've tried reading some of the philosophy of the Mulla Sadra,(Sadra Al-Din Muhammud Shirazi) but find it hard going.
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