Greetings Hellbound Heathens...
March 7, 2012 at 10:03 pm
(This post was last modified: March 7, 2012 at 10:05 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
...and fellow saved Christians on this forum.
I've decided to brave this lion's den to answer any questions on my beliefs as a True Christian. I'm a believer in the Bible as God's Word. Unlike some sissy Christians, I don't pick and choose which parts I like. I believe in all of it, including the parts that make no sense. Well, they don't make sense to me as a flawed sinner but I'm sure Yahweh understands it all just fine thank you.
Rest assured, I won't be preaching. That would be pointless anyway as the Bible makes it clear that the Lord has already hardened all of your hearts that you might not receive the love of Jesus and be saved.
That's right. You all don't know it but you're just objects of wrath to satisfy the Lord's sadistic glee on judment day. That's why all our wisdom seems as foolishness to you. So enjoy your time in the sun before you spend eternity being burned alive for all eternity by our loving Lord. Praise the sweet name of Jesus!
I've decided to brave this lion's den to answer any questions on my beliefs as a True Christian. I'm a believer in the Bible as God's Word. Unlike some sissy Christians, I don't pick and choose which parts I like. I believe in all of it, including the parts that make no sense. Well, they don't make sense to me as a flawed sinner but I'm sure Yahweh understands it all just fine thank you.
Rest assured, I won't be preaching. That would be pointless anyway as the Bible makes it clear that the Lord has already hardened all of your hearts that you might not receive the love of Jesus and be saved.
Quote:Jude 1:4 For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.
That's right. You all don't know it but you're just objects of wrath to satisfy the Lord's sadistic glee on judment day. That's why all our wisdom seems as foolishness to you. So enjoy your time in the sun before you spend eternity being burned alive for all eternity by our loving Lord. Praise the sweet name of Jesus!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
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