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RE: Why Muslims are cognitiviely SMARTER than atheists. This is PROOF!
March 15, 2012 at 1:40 pm
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Exactly Tib..and just when the headwrap was starting to really turn me on. Oops, misplaced the object our our differing fantasies....maybe.
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March 15, 2012 at 1:40 pm
(March 15, 2012 at 1:36 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: (March 15, 2012 at 1:31 pm)Rhythm Wrote: (March 15, 2012 at 1:24 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: This is why I purposely infected myself with "Dontgiveashititis" and therefore don't worry about impressive a goddamn person.
At any rate, my nerdy boys have no problem talking intelligently to me before or after sex.
But can they muster up the nerd cred to be intelligent "during" sex.....hehehe. I'm guessing the sauce is a little too strong for that.
Who talks during sex?
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RE: Why Muslims are cognitiviely SMARTER than atheists. This is PROOF!
March 15, 2012 at 1:41 pm
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(March 15, 2012 at 1:36 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Who talks during sex?
Any more than "Oh yeah! Oh god! I'm coming!" and such, that is.
And this burkaed bitch seems to think that thinking about boobies and sex is a bad thing... common trait with the sexually-repressed religious. I really think they all just need to get laid once in a while, or at the very least rub one out, and they'll be a lot happier with life than worrying about other people enjoying their naughty bits with other people.
Maybe if God would start worrying about trying to fix world hunger, wars, and poverty and less about what we're doing with our naughty bits, the world would be a much better place.
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RE: Why Muslims are cognitiviely SMARTER than atheists. This is PROOF!
March 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm
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So people who have no interaction with the opposite sex are smarter than ones who interact freely. Muslims are directed to avoid such interaction. Thus Muslims are smarter than those who are not so directed (and you singled out atheists as a typifying group). Based on this reasoning, I suppose monks and nuns are smarter still, since not only are they cloistered away in single-sex environments, any chance for even potential or accidental interaction is removed. This is PROOF that Catholics are cognitively smarter than Muslims. Conversely, since I can spell words like 'cognitively', this probably indicates that I have no interaction with the opposite sex.
I'm sure there are whole rafts of things we could prove using this pick 'n' mix logic.
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RE: Why Muslims are cognitiviely SMARTER than atheists. This is PROOF!
March 15, 2012 at 1:50 pm
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(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: Why Interacting with a Woman Can Leave Men "Cognitively Impaired"
http://www.scientificamerican.com/articl...red&page=2
So my point is... a lot of muslim men and women try to avoid hugging, kissing, handshaking with the opposite gender and that's why this is a proof that Muslims are MORE intelligent than atheists... looking at other people lustfully is also a sin so we are not supposed to do that... and the scientific article explains you how doing all of this stuff can make you guys DUMBER.
If looking at others lustfully is a sin... then every muslim who has had sex is a sinner. Isn't it obvious what you have to do? Extract semen without arousing the man, freeze it, inject sperm into the lady without arousing her, and hope for pregnancy.
Also, I think some things stated in the article are ridiculous. Yes, one's brain processes more things when you're under pressure... but that doesn't mean your brain goes fuzzy. Quite the opposite: it goes into hyperdrive.
You tell me Muslims are more intelligent than atheists... so why are some 95% of scientists atheists?
Quote:And see, I was right about the separate sections for the male and female members. But noooooooooo, you guys all think that I'm crazy or an idiot or a poe or whatever that you're saying about me... LOL. But see now you know that I'm right.
Which section would you stick me in? I am quite clearly a woman, and my sex is also somewhat clearly male
I believe you to be a poe, because the levels of stupidity coming from you are unreasonably high.
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Quote:So tell me what do you cognitively impaired atheists think about this research?
I think it to be bullshit, and at the very least counterintuitive to me.
Quote:Shouldn't this make you think differently about your lovey dovey interactions with the opposite gender?
Why should it? You think love or pigeons has anything to do with sex, mr poe?
Quote:Shouldn't this make you realize that looking at boobs and pussies or looking at sexy men is actually BAD for your brain?
I may be bad... but I FEEL gooood.
As one who looks at women and men both, I'm inclined to disagree with your understanding.
Quote:And doesn't this scientific article prove that Muslims are cognitively SMARTER than atheists?... now be honest please... i want to get your opinions even though you're cognitively impaired lol.
No.
(March 15, 2012 at 1:36 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Who talks during sex?
* Violet raises her hand lazily.
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RE: Why Muslims are cognitiviely SMARTER than atheists. This is PROOF!
March 15, 2012 at 2:09 pm
(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: Why Interacting with a Woman Can Leave Men "Cognitively Impaired"
http://www.scientificamerican.com/articl...red&page=2
Thanks for clarifying that you mean 'cognitively smarter' so we don't assume you mean some other kind of 'smarter'.
(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: So my point is... a lot of muslim men and women try to avoid hugging, kissing, handshaking with the opposite gender and that's why this is a proof that Muslims are MORE intelligent than atheists...
An IQ test would be better proof. Or something like outproducing atheists in the sciences. Good luck with that last one.
(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: looking at other people lustfully is also a sin so we are not supposed to do that... and the scientific article explains you how doing all of this stuff can make you guys DUMBER.
The article also explains how people who are less educated and underprivileged can be cognitively impaired when interacting with the better educated and priviledged. Do you think you should avoid them, too?
(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: And see, I was right about the separate sections for the male and female members. But noooooooooo, you guys all think that I'm crazy or an idiot or a poe or whatever that you're saying about me... LOL. But see now you know that I'm right.
I don't suspect you're an idiot or a poe because you suggest separate sections for the male and female members. The idea is worthless, but it doesn't make you stupid, just indoctrinated. I think you're an idiot or a poe because of the conclusions you've drawn from the article.
(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: So tell me what do you cognitively impaired atheists think about this research?
Lots of things cause temporary cognitive impairment. We can take them into account and learn to cope, or hide from them. Judging from your posts, Islam causes worse cognitive impairment, and it seems to be long-term.
(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: Shouldn't this make you think differently about your lovey dovey interactions with the opposite gender?
No. Healthy interactions with the opposite sex are worth a little transitory cognitive impairment. The logical conclusion of your argument is that men and women shouldn't get married and invite daily cognitive impairement. And that idea is definitely a sign of cognitive impairment.
(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: Shouldn't this make you realize that looking at boobs and pussies or looking at sexy men is actually BAD for your brain?
It makes me realize I shouldn't look at boobs while trying to pass a test. Cognitive impairment is not brain damage, it's just a state of having a little trouble thinking at the moment.
(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: And doesn't this scientific article prove that Muslims are cognitively SMARTER than atheists?... now be honest please... i want to get your opinions even though you're cognitively impaired lol.
Cognitively smarter as opposed to what other kind of smarter? No, the article doesn't prove that. Sadly, Muslims (and most other theists) have reduced one source of cognitive impairment at the expense of adding a number of others. Maybe I'm not at my best, cognitively, when I think a woman is evaluating what I do; but I'm sure the cognitive interference would be even worse if I think Allah is evaluating what I do. Think about it.
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March 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm
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(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: So tell me what do you cognitively impaired atheists think about this research?
I think it's not what you think it is. The article as I understand it is talking mainly about the social pressures placed on people when they are in the presence of the opposite sex. We want to avoid making a bad impression with what our brains are hardwired to interpret as potential sex partners, whether such interpretations are contextually valid or not. If the research is accurate, it's the sort of thing commonly exemplified by adolescent boys getting tongue-tied in the presence of a pretty girl, or a beach romeo showing off to a gaggle of equally-pretty bikini-fillers.
The only connection between this social phenomenon and viewing pornography or being somehow tainted by mixing with the opposite sex is being made by you. There's certainly no connection to any religious affiliation. And if you think that having segregated areas on an internet forum is the solution, then all I can say is your prejudice is showing.
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RE: Why Muslims are cognitiviely SMARTER than atheists. This is PROOF!
March 15, 2012 at 2:18 pm
(March 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm)Niqabi Ninja Wrote: And doesn't this scientific article prove that Muslims are cognitively SMARTER than atheists?... now be honest please... i want to get your opinions even though you're cognitively impaired lol. No, it doesn't' prove that.
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March 15, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Hey Rayaan, I've been wondering...
What's the difference between the white hatted muslims and the black hatter muslims? Are they different sects, ranks, what?
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March 15, 2012 at 2:28 pm
No, I don't think so. The different color of the hats (or turbans) doesn't necessarily indicate a difference in the sects or ranks they belong to.
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