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There is little time.

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There is little time.
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Re: RE: There is little time.
March 27, 2012 at 8:00 pm
(March 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm)One King Wrote: I have been visited three nights in a row by a being who identifies himself only as the Angel of the Lord.

They're called priests.

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#22
RE: There is little time.
March 27, 2012 at 8:09 pm
frodo with a zinger for one of his fellow crazies. Tongue

how you been man?

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RE: There is little time.
March 27, 2012 at 8:10 pm
One King Wrote:The world will perish soon and I am one of the few who have been chosen to warn the world of its impending doom.

Why would I listen to a god that is so incompetent as to send the likes of you?
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RE: There is little time.
March 27, 2012 at 8:12 pm
(March 27, 2012 at 5:52 pm)One King Wrote: I have been visited three nights in a row by a being who identifies himself only as the Angel of the Lord. I have been given visions about these end times and I'm afraid it is far sooner than any of us could have realized.

The world will perish soon and I am one of the few who have been chosen to warn the world of its impending doom. I never asked to be a prophet or a man of high esteem, but neither did Moses or Elisha. We are chosen because we are willing servants to the Potter. Clay in his hands.

Will any of you hear me?

Paul already failed in predicting his return. What makes you think you've got it right? Plus last time I checked, Jesus didn't even visit the Jews for the first time 2000 years ago.
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RE: There is little time.
March 27, 2012 at 8:16 pm
I really think this guy is a POE now tbh.
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RE: There is little time.
March 27, 2012 at 8:19 pm
(March 27, 2012 at 8:10 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
One King Wrote:The world will perish soon and I am one of the few who have been chosen to warn the world of its impending doom.

Why would I listen to a god that is so incompetent as to send the likes of you?

Probably one of the most valid questions put forth yet FNM.

It does seem that god chooses the biggest most useless imbeciles to deliver his messages. If your god does indeed want to save us all and is actively attempting to do so ... why doesn't he just show up and show us his power right now or at the very least - choose a "prophet" that has some credentials and doesn't have to go trolling around on websites to get his "SO IMPORTANT" message out to the world.
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RE: There is little time.
March 27, 2012 at 10:18 pm
Sorry WanKing..you REALLY should seek help. PROPER psychiatric help.
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RE: There is little time.
March 27, 2012 at 10:26 pm (This post was last modified: March 27, 2012 at 10:30 pm by Gooders1002.)
(March 27, 2012 at 10:18 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Sorry WanKing..you REALLY should seek help. PROPER psychiatric help.

I second that.
Besides if the world is going to end it because a few crazed Christians decided to let a couple of 100 nukes of the chain. If the world going to end it will be by homosapiens own hand by a few crazy morons.
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#29
RE: There is little time.
March 27, 2012 at 10:29 pm
I regret to inform you that the Apocalypse has already happened, on June 12, 1757 to be exact.
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RE: There is little time.
March 27, 2012 at 10:32 pm
Wow. I'm going to toke on a joint and then come back and read this epic crazy shit.
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