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THE END IS NIGH!!!
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What if. What if. What if.
Why? What's the point of all these what if's? None of your "what if's" sound remotely likely. It sounds to me like one part of your brain is helping the other jerk off. Hey, I know! What if Jesus was really a cannibal who wanted to drink our blood and eat our flesh, but he was misquoted? What if right now he is riding around in a VW Jetta trying to score some O positive so he has enough energy to blink the world out of existence? What if he's planted little microscopic devices in our body that have collected and stored the stenches from every dump we've ever taken, and when the world ends, he will line us all up and telepathically switch our devices with the person to our right, and hell is actually going to be an eternity of smelling other people's shit? OMG! What if?? 42
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March 29, 2012 at 10:43 pm
(This post was last modified: March 29, 2012 at 11:01 pm by Cyberman.)
Well, I've finally made it through the reply comments on that xtian forum. Without wanting to come across as unnecessarily patronising or insulting, I'm put in mind of the phrase 'circle jerk' for some reason. I don't know whether it's worthwhile posting the link here except for the lulz perhaps.
On reflection, and for anyone who might be interested in an apologist equivalent of a Star Trek convention, here it is. Though Drich could just as easily have given it himself without the dramatic buildup.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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March 30, 2012 at 1:04 am
(This post was last modified: March 30, 2012 at 1:07 am by The Grand Nudger.)
LOL, Evidence as a tool of the antichrist..now THAT explains why you seem to be fucking allergic to the stuff. Sorry to be the one to burst your bubble, but if a magical man came knocking, faith would be a far better tool to leverage. Believers make better pawns than skeptics, and it's your antichrist we're talking about here after all isn't it? Created, enabled, and ostensibly empowered by your religious tradition. Not evidence, not proof, faith.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (March 29, 2012 at 10:12 pm)aleialoura Wrote: What if. What if. What if. What if you actually just out what-if'ed an honest to god Christian? The lake of fire is starting to sound pretty good. Tough call.   RE: THE END IS NIGH!!!
March 30, 2012 at 6:25 am
(This post was last modified: March 30, 2012 at 6:27 am by Nine.)
I predict that somewhere between 11:25am GMT 30th March 2012 and 12pm 1st April 8,000,002,012 the world might end.
What if... God replaced our need for answers
What if... Our self-concept developed the need for primacy among living things What if... Societies needed common bonding to succeed What if... Religion is there to control dissent in the masses What if... You are taught obedience to power instead of questioning What if... God is anthropomorphism gone too far What if... Our fear of death makes wish for something more What if... Your fears are the same fears that have been raised for centuries What if... You have an innate need to be important in the universe. What if... Imagined things are imaginary until they are measurable What if... You're wasting your life on delusion instead of enjoying the time you have. What if... I stopped giving two tugs of a dead dogs cock about your opinions....
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside? The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm  (March 30, 2012 at 6:25 am)Insanity x Wrote: I predict that somewhere between 11:25am GMT 30th March 2012 and 12pm 1st April 8,000,002,012 the world might end. It certainly did for my children's father! "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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March 30, 2012 at 9:50 am
(This post was last modified: March 30, 2012 at 9:50 am by Napoléon.)
(March 29, 2012 at 8:45 pm)Drich Wrote: Just about everyone knows that this is the date the Mayans say that the end of the world is to take place. I didn't bother reading past the first sentence of your (what I predict to be) incredibly shit post. You know why? Because the first sentence is so incomprehensibly STUPID that the rest of what you have to say is certainly going to be as retarded. The Mayans did no such thing. Their calendar ends. That's it. Any assumptions you draw as to the reason for this are your own imagination. |
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