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Grandma isn't in heaven
#11
RE: Grandma isn't in heaven
Obviously the grandma was Satan. Her "knowing smile" says it all.
This is stupid
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#12
RE: Grandma isn't in heaven
The problem relies on dropping any and all bullshit mechanisms that faith undermines.

Once you accept talking snakes and resurrection based on a book which has no claim to coherent historical fact, you've opened the floodgates to any and all related bullshit.
When you gave up being skeptical about anything with jesus tagged on, you may as well give all your money to a dubious shyster who claims to talk directly and privately to the creator of the universe.
But what harm does faith cause.....pssssssh.
Poor kid is going to get brought up with this fantasy delusion all his life to boot. Would be interested to hear his account ib 5 years and see how much extra detail got added.

Makes me nauseous.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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#13
RE: Grandma isn't in heaven
Why does the stupid human race have such a massive problem dealing with the realisation that death is the end?

That kid is too young to understand that you can't legitimately hate the dead any more than you can hate Robin Hood.
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#14
RE: Grandma isn't in heaven
That kid has had his ears pissed in by idiot adults for his whole life.


He doesn't have a chance. He'll grow up to be another godschild.

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#15
RE: Grandma isn't in heaven
Quote:Four-year-old Jeremy Werdt says he went to heaven during emergency spleen surgery, and his testimony of seeing Jesus and deceased relatives thrilled his Christian family and landed him a book contract.

Who the fuck gives a four year old a book contract?
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#16
RE: Grandma isn't in heaven
(April 11, 2012 at 4:57 pm)Welsh cake Wrote: Why does the stupid human race have such a massive problem dealing with the realisation that death is the end?

That kid is too young to understand that you can't legitimately hate the dead any more than you can hate Robin Hood.

Because death might not actually be the end.

I hate hitler. He's dead.


Not supporting these idiots though. Any idiot who let's their emotions drive them deserves to be fooled.
This is stupid
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#17
RE: Grandma isn't in heaven
(April 11, 2012 at 5:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: That kid has had his ears pissed in by idiot adults for his whole life.


He doesn't have a chance. He'll grow up to be another godschild.

I certainly hope and pray he will do better than I have.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#18
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This is disturbing. What's more disturbing is that the fevered, coerced visions of a four year old are considered more proof of religion than working vaccines and space flight are for the affectiveness of scientific method.
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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#19
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Quote:I certainly hope and pray he will do better than I have.

Talking to yourself will do this poor kid no good at all.
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#20
RE: Grandma isn't in heaven
It was no accident that Santa's reindeer mowed grandma down. They know an agent of Satan when they see one.
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