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Gay, Mormon, and Happily Married
#11
RE: Gay, Mormon, and Happily Married
(July 19, 2012 at 6:30 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Can someone explain to me how he got it up long enough to have sex with his 'wife' to have those kids?

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RE: Gay, Mormon, and Happily Married
Even if he can keep it up, how does he ever finish? Finishing, I would think, would be much harder. Maybe she says in her deepest voice, "Don't stop!".....

Magic words.
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#13
RE: Gay, Mormon, and Happily Married
"Are you attracted to women?"

"No."

"Are you attracted to your wife?"

"Yes."

Doublethink much.
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#14
RE: Gay, Mormon, and Happily Married
(July 19, 2012 at 6:16 pm)aleialoura Wrote: Well, if you ever need to vent, or a shoulder, or just someone to make you laugh, you can count on me. I've been very alone in this world since he died, so I could always use more genuine friends. Losing someone you love is never easy. I was basically sedated for a couple weeks after he died, and I still struggle with grief daily. Probably always will, but he wouldn't want me to be crippled by it, and my kids keep me going.

I am also a licensed counselor.

Any time.

Thank you for the offer. It will be many years from now, as he is healthy. He just has some health issues that I know will probably take a few years off his life. Diabetes and such. But for now he's good. But I do appreciate you offering and same goes for you. I might not be a licensed counselor but I try to be a great friend and listen when I can.

As to how he finishes I can only guess that he probably imagines scenes from the gay porn he almost certainly watches clandestinely when no one else is around.
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote:
(July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone. ROFLOL

I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....

Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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#15
RE: Gay, Mormon, and Happily Married
My ex wife's first husband was gay and they had four kids before they separated.

So it's not impossible.
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