(July 27, 2012 at 11:01 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Just had an idea for one of the rides. Right so its a rollercoaster going the length of Satans body and you basically loop the loop and shit in his dark and blackened insides with all sorts of nasty little phantoms popping out to scare you along the way. Then as the climax you stop, its pitch black, phantoms are closing in... whats going on?
Suddenly it starts up again and you travel really fucking fast up a narrow tunnel... and the roller coaster shoots straight out of Satans cock with a jet of water and stops at the height of the climax so the people inside can appreciate the height they're at and what just happened, thats when "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" blasts out of various speakers placed strategically around the ride... then shoots back down, back through the insides except this time everythings bright and firey with flames and demons erupting from various places to the point you think the place is going to crumble to the ground... and back to the starting point.
Its got horror, its got humour, its got danger. Its even got a fucking soundtrack and its controversial as hell. Christian groups would go fucking nuts but that'd just give the place more publicity. If they tried to picket it it'd just build to the atmosphere, in the end people would go on the ride to piss them off more than anything.
Good idea?
How much is a lifetime pass? I love it!
How do I submit a CV/resume? I want to be in charge of the Lost Parent Pavillion. Places like this usually worry about the kid's well being, I think that's exactly backwards. Let the kids have fun for a day. The Lost Parent Pavillion would be the place where parents congregate after their kids intentionally ditch them for a day's worth of fun. The kids can collect their ride home when they have had enough.
