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Chiches you want to bitch slap.
RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
(August 30, 2012 at 5:42 pm)Gambit Wrote: Seriously, I'm calling Don King; he's sure to want a piece of this. Can I ask what your fighting credentials are, Greneknight?

Now that I'm in a different country, I'm going to sign up for Shaolin Kung Fu. It's far more authentic here than any in England. Tell him his knuckledusters made him look oh so feminine. Only old women wear rings that look like his.
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Here you go, tell him yourself:

[email protected]

I'm breaking no confidences by giving out this address; if you click the Contact button on his website it opens up in your chosen email software. So it's not as if it's private or anything.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Whoops, sorry, I just discovered after a little more digging that the email addy I gave, though legitimate, is really intended for emails regarding things to do with the website.

This is Dave's direct email address (again, publicly available through his website so no violation of privacy):

[email protected]
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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If I can derail the thread to get back on topic for a moment, I was just reminded of another thing that irritates me no end:

(August 30, 2012 at 11:57 pm)Atom Wrote: Perhaps I should of done an intro thread rather than just jumping in with an opinion.

Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!

It's "should have", not "should of"!!!!! You simply can not fully appreciate how much this pisses me off!!!! Even the piss pissing off gets pissed off at this!!!!

(Sorry, Atom, this wasn't aimed at you specifically, I just borrowed you as an example. It's an increasingly-prevalent part of modern communication, probably festered by Facebook and whatnot, that I would quite happily and unhesitatingly destroy the whole of humanity to eradicate. It's the only way to be sure.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I'm not reading this whole thread to see if it's been mentioned yet, but I'd nominate the use of the word "literally" when it's being used to describe something figurative.

e.g.: "Man, I'm so hot. I'm literally on fire!" - no, no you're not.

Also, "irregardless" and "not uncommon".
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RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
Irregardless, complaints against those words are literally not uncommon in this thread.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(August 31, 2012 at 12:35 am)Tempus Wrote: "not uncommon".

Ugh, I'm guilty of this one. Forgive me. Or kill me with mercy. Your choice.
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Quote:But I was really thinking of like when I'm much older, not just in a few years. Maybe when I'm 20

20? Much older?

ROFLOL


Only complete fucking moron fights unless he absolutely must.


ME? Shodokan Karate and Judo. I last hit a person in anger at 17,in 1964. That includes 2 years as a grunt living in army barracks.

99999999999999999999999999999999999


A reporter once asked Jigoro Kano (developer of modern Judo)

Reporter: "Kano san , what did you do when confronted with aggression before Judo?"

Kano: "I would run away"

Reporter: "Ah so desuka. What do you do NOW?"

Kano : "Now I run away CONFIDENTLY"
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RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
(August 31, 2012 at 3:40 am)padraic Wrote: I last hit a person in anger at 17,in 1964.

17? in 1964?

ROFLOL
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