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Movies That Should Have Been Epic
#31
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
100% with you on Resident Evil, Stimbo. I was going to mention it but felt like I was hogging the thread, and I knew someone would pick up on it. As a Romero fan I also appreciated the nod to continuity with blades; it just wasn't enough to save the movie.
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#32
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
I wonder what happened to his little beard, though?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#33
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
(August 31, 2012 at 10:53 pm)Gambit Wrote: Haha, I knew that comment would suck you in. You're so damn predictable - just like your pet series of "books". Yes, I am questioning their validity as books. They're books like Mitt Romney is a legitimate republican candidate - The votes are in, the sheep are on the bandwagon, and if you've lost all faith in anything magical, you might just believe that they're something worth investing time in. You would take his (Stephen King) opinion, you Stephen King whore. Some people will go to extreme lengths to ingratiate themselves with their favorite authors, I swear.

Says the guy who has been humping my leg ever since he found out I can be within ten minutes of the guy whenever I visit my sister. By the way, don't forget to bring antiseptic next time you come around humping.

Name something unoriginal about it, Napo. Come on, make comparisons to other novels/films. Back up your regurgitation of blog critiques.
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#34
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
Oh, I forgot, MST3K: The Movie should have been epic, but instead it was shorter than one of the episodes.
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#35
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Quote:By the way, don't forget to bring antiseptic next time you come around humping.


Meow. Wink Shades
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#36
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#37
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
(August 31, 2012 at 8:25 pm)Polaris Wrote: The Star Wars films in general (the scripts were poor in all the films), but particularly the prequels.

That last Indiana Jones film.



There are two types of good movies. The first type dare your brain to apply its utmost to set a high standard, and then meet it. The second type injects your brain with a numbing anesthetic, and then proceeds to laugh at your resulting insensibility.


Starwars and Indy movies belong to the latter category.
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#38
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
(August 31, 2012 at 10:34 pm)Jaysyn Wrote: Waterworld could have been a bit better. Big Grin

No. That movie was never made.
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#39
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
Silver Bullet, enough said. Cycle of the Werewolf, along with Dreamcatcher, being the only two things Stephen King ever wrote that I can actually stand...both of which were butchered before they reached the box office.
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#40
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You think they're bad? Check out some of his made for tv stuff. Rose Red and Storm of the Century were good, but the Langoliers was wtf.
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