Things to say during sex

[Something completely different]

Isn`t the worst case scenario when nothing is said at all?

When sex is nothing but a spechless sequential arrangement of basic possitions, which had never been agreed upon but simply came to be standard activity due to the routeing, unchanging nature to which this activity has sunk. Without there eaven being any moaning or non-verbal expressions of joy, except for occasional grunted moans due to certain muscle movements - which are not due to joy.

Combined with thoughts of things which one could do after this standard routine. It no longer being fun but being conected with a mutual unspoken agreement of having to release pressure through the exchange of bodyfluids.



The only verbal exchange taking place under these circumstances, occure after the act, being a:

"Hand me a tissuepaper"

"Hand me my cigarettes and my lighter"

[Angrboda]

Isn`t the worst case scenario when nothing is said at all?

When sex is nothing but a spechless sequential arrangement of basic possitions, which had never been agreed upon but simply came to be standard activity due to the routeing, unchanging nature to which this activity has sunk. Without there eaven being any moaning other non-verbal expressions of joy, except for occasional grunted moans due to certain muscle movements.

God, that is so hot.

[Napoléon]

An interesting glimpse into your sex life Germans hahahaha.

[Something completely different]

more a glimpse into what it looks like at the end of a releationship.

[Kousbroek]

When over 40 you're happy if you can 'deliver the goods' at all ...

[Napoléon]

"You want to do that you've got to pay extra"

[Something completely different]

"Ok, but I get to wear the gasmask and get the chains tied arround me, whilest you get the generals cap and THE PUNISHER"


"Auuu!!! Frodo you are hurting me! This is not what I meant when I said you should destroy the ring!"