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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 19, 2012 at 6:46 am
(September 18, 2012 at 5:57 pm)apophenia Wrote:
The only big debate at Nicea besides Arianism was what do you want on your tombstone. Constantine 'supposedly' didn't interfere and simply observed the proceedings. If there's one thing Constantine was constitutionally incapable of doing it was 'not interfering'.
This would raise a ruckus because there are passages of Jesus exhorting his flock not to marry. It will simply be dismissed as more gnostic nonsense.
"He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called....."
If she was Mrs Christ wouldn't that mean that "Jesus fucking christ" would have happened!
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 19, 2012 at 7:24 am
(September 18, 2012 at 3:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let the shrieking commence!
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/his...TE&ei=5043
Quote: CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A historian of early Christianity at Harvard Divinity School has identified a scrap of papyrus that she says was written in Coptic in the fourth century and contains a phrase never seen in any piece of Scripture: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife …'”
The faded papyrus fragment is smaller than a business card, with eight lines on one side, in black ink legible under a magnifying glass. Just below the line about Jesus having a wife, the papyrus includes a second provocative clause that purportedly says, “she will be able to be my disciple.”
At least in this tradition you don't have to worry about your godboy being gay.
There were all kinds of stories about Jesus. There was one also in Coptic I believe that said Jesus had a twin brother. That should complicate matters more than having a wife. Would the twin brother be a man-god too?
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 19, 2012 at 12:13 pm
(September 19, 2012 at 4:32 am)Forsaken Wrote: (September 18, 2012 at 5:05 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I know people are going to object to this finding but for the life of me I can't really figure out why.
And if a single fragment of something was ever found supposedly supporting the existence of christ, they would all be jumping around proclaiming victory!
You got that right.
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 19, 2012 at 12:26 pm
(September 18, 2012 at 3:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Let the shrieking commence!
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/his...TE&ei=5043
Quote: CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A historian of early Christianity at Harvard Divinity School has identified a scrap of papyrus that she says was written in Coptic in the fourth century and contains a phrase never seen in any piece of Scripture: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife …'”
The faded papyrus fragment is smaller than a business card, with eight lines on one side, in black ink legible under a magnifying glass. Just below the line about Jesus having a wife, the papyrus includes a second provocative clause that purportedly says, “she will be able to be my disciple.”
At least in this tradition you don't have to worry about your godboy being gay.
Sorry if i am repeating, but "My Wife" refers to the Bride of Christ or "The Church."
http://www.gotquestions.org/bride-of-Christ.html
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 19, 2012 at 12:28 pm
(September 19, 2012 at 7:24 am)greneknight Wrote: There were all kinds of stories about Jesus. There was one also in Coptic I believe that said Jesus had a twin brother. That should complicate matters more than having a wife. Would the twin brother be a man-god too?
Depends if the twin was identical or fraternal... If identical, yes, he would be a man-god. If fraternal, well, it could happen that that child was not fathered by the same man (rare, but happens), thereby negating the virgin birth, which is still problematic for Christians.
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 19, 2012 at 12:29 pm
(This post was last modified: September 19, 2012 at 12:29 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
So sayeth "the bride". Course we can obviously trust this bride, it's not as though she might have been looking to make an opportunistic grab on the estate of said "individual"
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 19, 2012 at 12:29 pm
(September 19, 2012 at 12:26 pm)Drich Wrote: Sorry if i am repeating, but "My Wife" refers to the Bride of Christ or "The Church."
http://www.gotquestions.org/bride-of-Christ.html
But there wasn't a "church" at that point... Christ came first, the Church came a long time later...
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 19, 2012 at 12:31 pm
(This post was last modified: September 19, 2012 at 12:32 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
The reverse is probably the case Festive.
"The Church came first, The Christ came a long time later........."
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 19, 2012 at 12:34 pm
(September 19, 2012 at 12:29 pm)festive1 Wrote: (September 19, 2012 at 12:26 pm)Drich Wrote: Sorry if i am repeating, but "My Wife" refers to the Bride of Christ or "The Church."
http://www.gotquestions.org/bride-of-Christ.html
But there wasn't a "church" at that point... Christ came first, the Church came a long time later...
Ah, no. Did you even click on the link?
The passage in ephesians was written to the Church at Ephesus, and the passage to the Corthians was written to the Church at Corinth.
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RE: Mrs. Christ
September 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Appealing to fanfic to establish the authority of said fanfic? Meh, unimpressive.
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