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Mrs. Christ
#11
RE: Mrs. Christ
We weren't designed for screwing.....we were designed for groveling, screwing was the backup plan (presumably so there could be larger amounts of groveling-eventually-).
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#12
RE: Mrs. Christ
(September 18, 2012 at 5:40 pm)Rhythm Wrote: We weren't designed for screwing.....we were designed for groveling, screwing was the backup plan (presumably so there could be larger amounts of groveling-eventually-).

This is partially true. I grovel and then I get laid.
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#13
RE: Mrs. Christ



The only big debate at Nicea besides Arianism was what do you want on your tombstone. Constantine 'supposedly' didn't interfere and simply observed the proceedings. If there's one thing Constantine was constitutionally incapable of doing it was 'not interfering'.

This would raise a ruckus because there are passages of Jesus exhorting his flock not to marry. It will simply be dismissed as more gnostic nonsense.


"He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called....."


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#14
RE: Mrs. Christ
Wasn't Jesus a common name for people, back then? Could this scrap of paper be referring to a different person?
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#15
RE: Mrs. Christ
Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks!



Big Grin



Quote:Apparently what God designed us to do is sinful.

God's a dick.
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#16
RE: Mrs. Christ
Welease Woger.

Welease Woderwick.
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#17
RE: Mrs. Christ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX0XDHF3M60
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#18
RE: Mrs. Christ
Well, looks like I've got my claim to fame. I'll be the first one in the world to of uttered sentiments soon to be insulting to Christians everywhere...
I banged Mrs Christ. She was a right filthy whore. Just sayin'.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#19
RE: Mrs. Christ
Missionary position?
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#20
RE: Mrs. Christ
Life is too short to worry about whether some random "son of god" ever had a squaw.
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