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RE: I have an idea!
April 23, 2018 at 8:38 pm
(April 23, 2018 at 8:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (April 23, 2018 at 6:24 pm)Hammy Wrote: God eats penises. That's pretty blasphemous considering he hates homosexuals and he never claimed to be cannibal.
Well . . .
God claims fatherhood of Jesus, but Scripture is clear Holy Spirit did the deed.
SOMETHING happened !!!!
As a theologian* I shall now put forward the view that the Holy Spirit is basically God's jizz.
*Well, I'm exactly as qualified as they are to talk about an imaginary deity they know nothing about, I mean.
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RE: I have an idea!
April 23, 2018 at 8:45 pm
Well, if it was God's spooj, and Holy Spirit uh . . .
er . . .
um . . . .
conveyed it, one has to wonder . . . .
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RE: I have an idea!
April 23, 2018 at 8:47 pm
I have an idea.
Stop reanimating dead threads.
They'll eat your brain, and then you'll be sorry!
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RE: I have an idea!
April 23, 2018 at 8:47 pm
(April 23, 2018 at 8:45 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Well, if it was God's spooj, and Holy Spirit uh . . .
er . . .
um . . . .
conveyed it, one has to wonder . . . .
Holy Spirit=God's spooge.
So why is it blaspmeous to speak ill of the Holy Spirit, if it's just a bunch of jizz?
Well, because:
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RE: I have an idea!
April 23, 2018 at 9:46 pm
I'm going to start a poll as to who is the biggest attention slut: KIt, MK or Hammy? Even money favourites with all 3 with the bookies atm.
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RE: I have an idea!
April 24, 2018 at 1:29 am
(April 23, 2018 at 9:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I'm going to start a poll as to who is the biggest attention slut: KIt, MK or Hammy? Even money favourites with all 3 with the bookies atm.
One has the name for it. 
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RE: I have an idea!
April 26, 2018 at 12:18 am
(September 28, 2012 at 2:48 pm)Tea Earl Grey Hot Wrote: I think I figured out a way to prevent Christians from trying to proselytize us! Just commit the "unpardonable" sin and you're now a hopeless cause to them.
Mark 3:28-29
Quote:28 "Truly, I say to you, all sins will be forgiven the sons of men, and whatever blasphemies they utter; 29 but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin"
It's quite simple. Just say something insulting to the Holy Spirit. Be creative!
You can also put signs out on your door to stop annoying door to door missionaries. "NOTICE: RESIDENT HAS ALREADY BLASPHEMED HOLY SPIRIT."
Here's mine...
Hey Holy Spirit, one can get more knowledge and guidance from a rock than from you!
Maybe, but like with every other statement in the Bible there is also a contradiction, meaning in other places it is stated that all sins can be forgiven:
And by him all that believe are justified from all things. Acts 13:39
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 John 1:9
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I have an idea!
April 26, 2018 at 5:15 am
(April 23, 2018 at 9:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I'm going to start a poll as to who is the biggest attention slut: KIt, MK or Hammy? Even money favourites with all 3 with the bookies atm.
Well, if liking attention as a pleasant by-product counts.... then I'm #1 of those three. If only directly seeking attention counts, then I don't even make the list... but nor does MK. Not sure about Kit on that one!
I like attention when I get it, but I don't search for it! I just post silly stuff because it's fun! Oh, and I can sometimes play the role of the attention seeker because that amuses me. Like, when people see me that way, I find it funny, so I try not to disappoint lol.
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