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Where and how did you lose your virginity?
#31
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
(December 5, 2012 at 3:05 pm)Darkstar Wrote: [Image: DafuqDidIJustRead.jpg]

Dunno, is it more disturbing than being fucked by your uncle when you're five, or more interesting a read than the thousands who are trafficked at a young age?

Shit happens, and sometimes people lose their virginity to it Wink
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#32
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
I was 15. Minnie's mom approached me with a six-pack. Unforgettable!
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#33
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
(December 5, 2012 at 3:05 pm)Darkstar Wrote: [Image: DafuqDidIJustRead.jpg]

Shit happens, like Sae said. Wanna hear how I had to clean the shit of a cow farm from 10 Y.O ? Kids in school called me stinky. Fun times.
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#34
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
(December 5, 2012 at 3:59 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Shit happens, like Sae said. Wanna hear how I had to clean the shit of a cow farm from 10 Y.O ? Kids in school called me stinky. Fun times.

Wink I see what you did there...
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#35
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
Quite an apt pun (is it a pun? I lack the english skillset to call it). Despite all the dumbfuckery, I had a reasonably good childhood.
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#36
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
I was a late bloomer, probably due to my Pentecostal upbringing (select only a date who would make a good mate). I was getting ready for a road trip, putting oil in my car in my driveway. I didn't have a shirt on, which normally I would expect to work against me. A woman walking by asked if she could come in for a drink of water (it was a very hot day). It was long enough ago that I have trouble remembering all the preamble, but we wound up naked on my couch. After a few more encounters she let me know she was married. I'm a little ashamed to say that wasn't the end of it, but it was definitely the beginning of the end.
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#37
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
I'll let you know when it happens. Given that I'm unlovable, it'll probably be the result of a prostitute. Tongue
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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#38
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
I'm still a virgin.
binnyCoffee
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#39
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
(December 5, 2012 at 5:28 pm)binny Wrote: I'm still a virgin.

As the astrological sign?
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#40
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No, I'm a Pisces :p
binnyCoffee
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