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God is Real and seen By People
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm
(January 21, 2013 at 7:58 pm)Ryantology Wrote: [Image: pk_volvo_god.jpg]

What did the dispatcher say to the truck driver as he drove off with the packages?
"GODspeed!"

What did the customer say when he logged in the delivery order and realized he needed it utilize their overnight service?
"Better switch to GOD-mode."

What did the supervisor say when he realized he desperately needed that package delivered the next day?
"GOD help us!"
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#32
RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 2:28 pm
Quote:What did the supervisor say when he realized he desperately needed that package delivered the next day?


I bet he said "drive like the devil."
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 2:29 pm
(January 22, 2013 at 10:00 am)jonb Wrote: I say there is no book! I have been shown lots of different books, all with slightly different stories. One one book, no there is no one book!

You simply don't understand. There is a right way to use the force and a wrong way to use the force. Those silly Star Trek fans simply don't understand the force.
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#34
RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 2:30 pm
Pastafarians have proved the FSM time and time again.

http://www.venganza.org/category/evidence/
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 2:41 pm
(January 22, 2013 at 2:15 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(January 21, 2013 at 7:31 pm)Insanity x Wrote: I would suggest avoiding London.
Always good advise.
Oy! Some of us live and work here.
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 2:41 pm
FSM is fake, everyone knows the force is real.
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 2:44 pm
(January 22, 2013 at 2:41 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
(January 22, 2013 at 2:15 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Always good advise.
Oy! Some of us live and work here.

Then you know what I mean.

The road network alone proves that someone wanted to stress test the concept of survival of the fittest.

Three lanes turn to one with no warning! I only drive around there if there is no possible alternative.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 2:48 pm
(January 22, 2013 at 2:41 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
(January 22, 2013 at 2:15 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Always good advise.
Oy! Some of us live and work here.

Its very pretty. Just very chaotic. Plus I wandered into some part where I'm pretty sure I would have been stabbed had I been there at night.
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January 22, 2013 at 3:02 pm
England did bring some great things. Shakespeare and Benny Hill. And damn, those accents, sexy male and female. America has some of the worst accents in the world.
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 3:17 pm
What about Monty Python?
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