Ask a transsexual anything

[Violet]

Well well well... it seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state of being of a lesser quality than before you were dealt the card hidden up my sleeve, whilst being none the wiser!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5SR0ulMEwk

Because you're worth my best efforts, amiright?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wyn1nH8XZ4

I don't have to be wiser to beat you like a red-headed stepchild, I feel rather blissful, even.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baRal2xGbWQ

And yes, while it is true that you will eventually recover from this recent turn of events, it remains unclear whether or not your social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worst! After all is said and done, at the end of the day you will have to accept the fact that you got the short end of the deal! I hold no remorse or regret, for I am and always shall be... A MASTER RUSEMAN!

Hehe... if my social status here can survive a massive forum explosion of me being a total cunt, I really don't think sending you to bed without dinner will be much of an upset.

I've gotta know... were you born gay, or did it develop after you were raped by a bad bad woman? Maybe you played with barbies as a child? How could your parents do this to you?

[Gilgamesh]

-Bronies, kids movies, over-compensating and an over-inflated ego showing true-

I'll do ya a favour. instead of addressing any of that horse shit, i'll do what you actually want me and everyone else to do; assess your shemale sham:

you've got the curves and an impressive bust sadly the arousal factor by those two things combined are somewhat dampened by your masculine face. For starters you nose is way too big and looks like you just ran face first into a brick wall, hopefully it's just the camera angle otherwise you bear a striking resemblance to a proboscis monkey. The abberation is further highlighted by your protruding cheek bones and forehead wrinkles which lead one to assume they're dealing with a former winner of the Thai Ladyboy Pageant. And lastly your hair is way too curved, the sight of which made me spasm violently as I tried to avoid spraying bile all over my keyboard. I don't think anyone can fap to this. Certainly not anyone I know. Certainly not me. Thats just me though man. You keep hustlin cuz.

btw @ OP, you not bad. better than violate. solid 2/10 may actually consider fapping after assessing purple bish.

[Violet]

Cool story chode. But I live and breathe mma everyday of the week and I ain't afraid of some dungeons & dragons clan master. You would never say **** to me in real life probably cause your third chin would warp whatever sound tried to come out of your hamburger hole. But should you step up I'll happily samoan ankle drop you back into the gutter where you belong

MMA? Dat some new drug, Joe? C'mon man, give da Lil have somma dat shit!

* Violet would insult you in real life... you'd be her tiny little bitch. She'd pimp you out to strong homosexual men who could take care of such an adorable little twerp.

'Somoan ankle drop'? Such a pleasant foot massage that it don't stop at making you moan: you moan so much it becomes a new word, 'somoan'. Never seen that before

[Gilgamesh]

* Violet Lilly Blossom would insult you in real life... you'd be her tiny little bitch. She'd pimp you out to strong homosexual men who could take care of such an adorable little twerp.

Wow that was uncalled for. seriously bro, I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking...you are a douche. An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, I'm sure it would solve many unanswered questions. From the looks of things I'm guessing your conception was the result of a night spent on the couch sinking vodka while mastubating with a crack-whore's second hand vibrator that still had a bit of residue on it. Cause let's be honest here, your face resembles the kind of thing I'd expect bulimic chicks to look at when they want to throw up. So do yourself a favor and start wearing a balaclava to cover up that pig-faced bowling ball you call a head or maybe even bury your cranium in the sand for a few years and just sit there, as I'm sure the rest of society would appreciate it. Phaggot.

[Violet]

I'll do ya a favour. instead of addressing any of that horse shit, i'll do what you actually want me and everyone else to do; assess your shemale sham:

Could you do me a favor, and speak English? It's kind of hard to keep up with the kids these days, and I'm a little slow, youngster. I'd have posted shit from the Godfather, but boi: you ain't old 'nough to have seen dat shit yet. And if you seen it: I'mma smack yo momma.

Next thing ya know, you'll be telling me that Justin Beiber is a rock star... and maybe I'm just letting my age show through here, son... but we had real music back in the day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM

you've got the curves and an impressive bust sadly the arousal factor by those two things combined are somewhat dampened by your masculine face. For starters you nose is way too big and looks like you just ran face first into a brick wall, hopefully it's just the camera angle otherwise you bear a striking resemblance to a proboscis monkey. The abberation is further highlighted by your protruding cheek bones and forehead wrinkles which lead one to assume they're dealing with a former winner of the Thai Ladyboy Pageant. And lastly your hair is way too curved, the sight of which made me spasm violently as I tried to avoid spraying bile all over my keyboard. I don't think anyone can fap to this. Certainly not anyone I know. Certainly not me. Thats just me though man. You keep hustlin cuz.

Someone's never met an asian tranny. Even the men in asia look like women, transwomen there have quite the advantage indeed

You don't need to be so defensive, Rod.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYcQBSkbbEA

Believe me... we understand And the winners of the 'Thai ladyboy' pageants are sexy on a level that most cisgendered women just can't seem to manage. I'd blame the testosterone they use to give them a sex drive

Good to know: Gilgamesh hates on jewish ladies. Dat curly curved hair. We *really* do understand, Gilga... they just aren't manly enough for your taste. They gotta be like Zyzz, and don't cut him short on them whacked up neck trianlges. Bonus points if they've a history of heart disease

btw @ OP, you not bad. better than violate. solid 2/10 may actually consider fapping after assessing purple bish.

Girls are pretty icky, ain't they? Did one of them give you cooties?

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

Violet, why are you holding back? Take this twerp out!

[Gilgamesh]

Violet, why are you holding back? Take this twerp out!

This will be your only chance! Do it. Do it now. Just know that I will come back. I will come back STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE, MWUAHAHAHAHAHA-



btw lol at kudoing bishes posts that will show me

[Violet]

Wow that was uncalled for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

seriously bro, I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking...you are a douche.

Au contraire, mademoiselle. I am a human

An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, I'm sure it would solve many unanswered questions.

It would solve the question of where we can find 'advanced' sapient life in space? hock: My goodness, I must enlighten the darkness of your stupidity *immediately*! But then I have to wonder... do I really want your race getting to space before it can spell 'poop-colored' or how figure out douche is created (hint, it's not really a reproductive process).

Perhaps when you become more learned, I might deign to teach a lesser being

From the looks of things I'm guessing your conception was the result of a night spent on the couch sinking vodka while mastubating with a crack-whore's second hand vibrator that still had a bit of residue on it.

Everything looks a little bit funny when your glasses don't match your prescription, especially through tinted lenses. Might want to see someone about that. If you're going to insult someone's birth, it might be better to avoid giving them the compliments of 'vodka' and 'masturbation with a vibrator'. Were only we all be so lucky to have such fantastic mothers... we know you weren't. It's okay, we still love you. Infact, here's your song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8

Cause let's be honest here, your face resembles the kind of thing I'd expect bulimic chicks to look at when they want to throw up. So do yourself a favor and start wearing a balaclava to cover up that pig-faced bowling ball you call a head or maybe even bury your cranium in the sand for a few years and just sit there, as I'm sure the rest of society would appreciate it. Phaggot.

I keep girls from getting fat... what have you accomplished in your whiney little life? Other than giving tremendous pleasure to elephantine men, of course

Ehh, I might consider it, but then I'd look too much like your family... gotta be original, y'know?

Yes... I'm rather certain that society would appreciate having my ass in the air for a few years. Nothing wrong with accessibility, yo.

Have you considered learning to spell? It'll take you places you haven't been before. Wonderful places, maybe someone might care to give you pleasure for once... being used sucks man, believe me: I know. We've got your back

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Violet, why are you holding back? Take this twerp out!

Oh, you know. Forum rules, something about not posting pornography, incidents with your UN... the usual.

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

Lilly, you are the forum.

[Nine]

btw lol at kudoing bishes posts that will show me

I replied to you earlier. Threats from little wannabe trolls don't phase me. Since you have not directed anything at me I have no reason to add more posts. Could be good for my post count. Maybe I should join in.