Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!

[TaraJo]

Do you feel guilty when you mastrubate?

[Rayaan]

Who do you think is the best Muslim in this forum?

[Napoléon]

If you were to convince me god exists, what is the best reason you could give me to suggest one does.

Try to answer in one sentence if possible.

Refer to the Bible and see all around you.

I have another question.

Think of it as a follow on from the first assignment...

Why are you so gullible?

[paulpablo]

What do you think about the dinosaurs and how did they interact with adam and eve?

[John V]

Why did you post this in Off Topic rather than Christianity?

[Christian]

If a man bit on one end of a wire and shoved the other end in his ass, how fast would he have to circumnavigate the earth to electrocute himself?

Faster than the speed of light.

You sure about the meth, man? Germans meth is the best around these parts.

Jesus don't like meth, man.

Po, LaLa, Dipsy and Tinky Winky.
(From left to right)

I like Po.

do you like the music of showaddywaddy?

I like Christian hymns.

What's a true Christian?

Me.

Can God be surprised?

If yes then how can this equate with omniscience and if no, how can this equate with omnipotence?

Oh no, my Lord God is never suprised because He is omniscient and omnipotent.

What rational basis do you have for calling yourself a "true" Christian and others not so?

Because other Christians take the Word of our Lord a bit more seriously (hating Gays, etc). I say to other Christians..chill out dudes. It's not like our Lord has somehow appointed you to "school" other human beings or crack a whip as if you are some sort of a higher being. I consider myself a true Christian because I show the same level of love to a fellow human being as I show to my Lord. (I was joking about hating Muslims lol, never meant it. Was just trying to irritate "That Muslim Guy, who I think was Raayan's alter ego" )

Cake or death?

Death.

Do you feel guilty when you mastrubate?

I don't mastrubate.

Who do you think is the best Muslim in this forum?

Shell B.

I have another question.

Think of it as a follow on from the first assignment...

Why are you so gullible?

Believing the word of the Lord is not being gullible.

What do you think about the dinosaurs and how did they interact with adam and eve?

Just like they interacted with humans in Jurassic Park.

Why did you post this in Off Topic rather than Christianity?

Because I said you can ask me anything, meaning non-religious questions too

[Ethan1581]

Why does the bible have "thou shall notr kill" and yet have lots of death in the bible?

[TaraJo]

Do you feel guilty when you mastrubate?

I don't mastrubate.

Having seen the psychological research on it and understanding he effect testosterone has on a sex drive, I think you're probably lying. However, let's assume you aren't: male biology says that you need a 'release' every now and then, and if you don't get it from either mastrubation or sex, you're going to have nocturnal emissions. That being the case, do you feel guilty over your wet dreams?

[Christian]

I don't mastrubate.

Having seen the psychological research on it and understanding he effect testosterone has on a sex drive, I think you're probably lying. However, let's assume you aren't: male biology says that you need a 'release' every now and then, and if you don't get it from either mastrubation or sex, you're going to have nocturnal emissions. That being the case, do you feel guilty over your wet dreams?

I feel guilty when Mama asks me about the stains on my undies after a wet dream

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Why does the bible have "thou shall notr kill" and yet have lots of death in the bible?

Bible tells us not to kill, but humans kill. Its a fact of life.

[fr0d0]

Who do you think is the best Muslim in this forum?

Shell B.

Nailed