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Shit Violet says.

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That's what people tell me. Obviously, I think otherwise.
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Liez! Everything is sensible in a roundabout manor. Call me Wayne.
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Seriously... I'm not going to let this die.
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I can only pick one of these. It's not going to be this one.
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Why do I waste my time here, again? There are nubs to stomp!
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I CAN'T CRUSH A COCKROACH!
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This one time a bug flew past me. That's right, bug: FLY ON BY! Nobody wanted to talk to you anywayz! You and your mandibles.
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Keeping this up every day sounds annoying. Maybe I can make it part of my annoyance routine: eat, shower, brush teeth, say something that nobody would understand anyway. Smile
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Shit Violet says.
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#21
RE: Shit Violet says.
April 15, 2013 at 7:14 am
(April 14, 2013 at 12:31 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I don't even have to open my mouth: yall've got me covered. Smile

Yeah, this thread could also have the name: "Shit people say in the presence of the awesome Lilly" Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#22
RE: Shit Violet says.
April 15, 2013 at 10:22 am
My left ankle bananas!

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#23
RE: Shit Violet says.
April 15, 2013 at 10:33 am
I'm lost, but I like it. lol
Stand before the people you fear and speak your mind - even if your voice shakes.
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#24
RE: Shit Violet says.
April 15, 2013 at 10:49 am
Easy Brayton...just don't trust Bananas.... Confused
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#25
RE: Shit Violet says.
April 16, 2013 at 11:46 am (This post was last modified: April 16, 2013 at 11:47 am by Violet.)
(April 15, 2013 at 10:22 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: My left ankle bananas!

Big Grin

More like: Be kind to a banana? My left ankle. Compare with 'My hat!', a barbarism of "I'd sooner eat my hat!"

And you thought the autobloodletting of (noncurrent) mesoamerican culture was fucked up... here I've been suggesting autocannibalism for years, and you're telling me you haven't noticed? Confusedhock:
(April 15, 2013 at 10:49 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Easy Brayton...just don't trust Bananas.... Confused

Thieves: every one of them.
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RE: Shit Violet says.
April 16, 2013 at 12:38 pm
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#27
RE: Shit Violet says.
April 16, 2013 at 12:47 pm
You are in good company Violet, if I ever make sense that would be a real miracle.
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RE: Shit Violet says.
April 16, 2013 at 1:24 pm (This post was last modified: April 16, 2013 at 1:27 pm by Violet.)
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#29
RE: Shit Violet says.
April 17, 2013 at 12:53 pm
I SHALL AVENGE YOU PHOENIX!

I hate critical hits. Have a handy chart, even.

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Fucking hell.
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#30
RE: Shit Violet says.
April 18, 2013 at 10:28 pm
I didn't say this, my father said this:

Some hooker that I used to know Wrote:I am wondering if you want to fish this summer? F&G are predicting a big return of sockeye for the Kenai R and a pretty decent return for Kasilof R. F&G intend to have a more traditional management. We can front your airfare as we have sold the Astrovan and the Saturn. Please let me know.
Dad

This is what my face said: FUCK YES! IM GOIN FISHING BITCHES!

This is what the book of my face said: That sounds amazing, actually Smile I take it there was serious backlash for last summer? ^_^
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