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Poll: Even if I make sense, I don't make sense.
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That's what people tell me. Obviously, I think otherwise.
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Liez! Everything is sensible in a roundabout manor. Call me Wayne.
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Seriously... I'm not going to let this die.
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I can only pick one of these. It's not going to be this one.
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Why do I waste my time here, again? There are nubs to stomp!
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I CAN'T CRUSH A COCKROACH!
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This one time a bug flew past me. That's right, bug: FLY ON BY! Nobody wanted to talk to you anywayz! You and your mandibles.
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Keeping this up every day sounds annoying. Maybe I can make it part of my annoyance routine: eat, shower, brush teeth, say something that nobody would understand anyway. Smile
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Shit Violet says.
#21
RE: Shit Violet says.
(April 14, 2013 at 12:31 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I don't even have to open my mouth: yall've got me covered. Smile

Yeah, this thread could also have the name: "Shit people say in the presence of the awesome Lilly" Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#22
RE: Shit Violet says.
My left ankle bananas!

Big Grin
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#23
RE: Shit Violet says.
I'm lost, but I like it. lol
Stand before the people you fear and speak your mind - even if your voice shakes.
Maggie Kuhn
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#24
RE: Shit Violet says.
Easy Brayton...just don't trust Bananas.... Confused
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#25
RE: Shit Violet says.
(April 15, 2013 at 10:22 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: My left ankle bananas!

Big Grin

More like: Be kind to a banana? My left ankle. Compare with 'My hat!', a barbarism of "I'd sooner eat my hat!"

And you thought the autobloodletting of (noncurrent) mesoamerican culture was fucked up... here I've been suggesting autocannibalism for years, and you're telling me you haven't noticed? Confusedhock:

(April 15, 2013 at 10:49 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Easy Brayton...just don't trust Bananas.... Confused

Thieves: every one of them.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#26
RE: Shit Violet says.
[Image: avalanche.jpg]
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#27
RE: Shit Violet says.
You are in good company Violet, if I ever make sense that would be a real miracle.
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#28
RE: Shit Violet says.
There are 7 billion humans on this planet. Some of them are iterations of me... I've mentioned this before. But I've never been more sure of it... I mean:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TraCvAlWS...3B1940E8C3

Even the purple hair... and the godhood!? The way she parts her hair...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ttcSaTheI

It's too much. My niece, my brother, me, this hooker... 4 of these iterations already. My initial projections of how many of us there seems to be an understatement: THERE IS A POTENTIALLY UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF ME. Everything that makes me... can be everything that makes another. One can be as identical to another person as a fucking spoon to its neighbor in a factory: differentiated only by their location, and by the situations of its time. If the situations are also identical: there is only the matter of where one is... but what is the point of that distinction at that time: the situations of both 'places' are the same. No point... situation triumphs in all cases.

I am not alone in this, heard too many hookers tell me that they've met themselves. Postulation: They have (to a varying extent)... Some have met their look-alike, others their spiritual twin, many more have found people who are alike them more than not... at least a few have had the privilege of meeting themselves in full.

There are not so many that in a set of billions you cannot find someone who not only looks like you look, but thinks like you think, has had experiences like your experiences, behaves as you behave, and likes/dislikes that which you dislike. Uniqueness, when it appears, is a temporary condition: there will be another one, as long as people are still being generated. If you feel you are unique, there was probably another you before you.

Preservation of individuality itself is simply pointless. That is why I suggest we do it as much as possible Skunk

(April 16, 2013 at 12:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote: You are in good company Violet, if I ever make sense that would be a real miracle.

I'm always in the best of company.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q

I break the fourth wall more often than Tim Curry. I've told you all about the development of your world, the psychology behind it, the creation itself, the firing of Larry as lead designer... everything. Well, not everything... but CAN'T YOUR RACE GET TO FUCKING SPACE ALREADY?!
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#29
RE: Shit Violet says.
I SHALL AVENGE YOU PHOENIX!

I hate critical hits. Have a handy chart, even.

[Image: h86696BC5]

Fucking hell.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#30
RE: Shit Violet says.
I didn't say this, my father said this:

Some hooker that I used to know Wrote:I am wondering if you want to fish this summer? F&G are predicting a big return of sockeye for the Kenai R and a pretty decent return for Kasilof R. F&G intend to have a more traditional management. We can front your airfare as we have sold the Astrovan and the Saturn. Please let me know.
Dad

This is what my face said: FUCK YES! IM GOIN FISHING BITCHES!

This is what the book of my face said: That sounds amazing, actually Smile I take it there was serious backlash for last summer? ^_^
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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