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How do you know God isn't dead?
#11
RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
But Cthulhu is going to first show us new ways to be free and revel and enjoy ourselves first. Supposedly.

According to the Japanese, that means tentacle sex. Not sure how I feel about that.
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#12
RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
(April 25, 2013 at 10:34 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Not sure how I feel about that.

We're all friends, we won't judge you.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#13
RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
(April 25, 2013 at 10:34 am)Rhythm Wrote: we won't judge you.

As long as you're allowed to watch, right?
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#14
RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
Hell no, that shits disgusting you deviant. Wink Shades

-as a minor semi aside...have you ever seen any of the live action tentacle porn on offer? Think power rangers with vag. The acting, voice overs, and "creatures" are so similar one wonders if it might -actually be- produced by the same people.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#15
RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
I'm not judging you, Rhythm. You're my friend.
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#16
RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
(April 25, 2013 at 9:43 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Being that god doesn't do anything anymore

Are you implying that he ever did? Evidence of same?

Apparently, he used to do a lot:

Vocally comminicate with leaders and prophets, perform miracles, institute and enforce laws and decrees, punish or destroy large quanities of people that pissed him off for one reason or another, come down and live among us, and a host of other things.

But, for some reason, he's hung his coat up so to speak, and doesn't appear, at all, interested in doing much of anything now.

As evidence, my head is still on strait!
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#17
RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
(April 25, 2013 at 10:14 am)Tonus Wrote: You guys are going to be sooo sorry when C'thulhu rises from the sea and obliterates you all*. Did you learn nothing from the writings of the prophet Lovecraft?

I really need to get a better PR guy.

(April 25, 2013 at 10:14 am)Tonus Wrote: * Oh, right, he's going to obliterate everyone. Well, that sucks.

Nobody's perfect. Big Grin
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#18
RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
(April 25, 2013 at 10:36 am)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(April 25, 2013 at 10:34 am)Rhythm Wrote: we won't judge you.

As long as you're allowed to watch, right?

Can I watch? Tiger
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
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Goddammit, you guys! Don't encourage him!
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#20
RE: How do you know God isn't dead?
Quote:Apparently, he used to do a lot:


OR....


the people who wrote that shit had vivid imaginations.
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