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Pope for a day
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Pope for a day
if you could be the catholic pope for 24 hours what would you do?
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#2
RE: Pope for a day
Destroy Christianity... if the Pope has the power to do that...

At the very least, I'd help cure some of the disease Smile
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#3
RE: Pope for a day
I'd promote condoms. Whoo hoo!

EvF
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#4
RE: Pope for a day
Declare the entire book metaphoric.
(September 11, 2009 at 7:40 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: I'd promote condoms. Whoo hoo!

EvF

Haha nice.
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#5
RE: Pope for a day
Yeah, I'd go pro-choice too. And pro-gay marriage. And then I'd announce that "Jesus was a really fun loving guy! I prefer to think of the Bible as a bunch incredibly vague guidelines, in a quite casual and fun-loving way. Now where's that vodka? *hic*".

EvF
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#6
RE: Pope for a day
Declare myself a god and become the new religion
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." Benjamin Franklin

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RE: Pope for a day
(September 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: Yeah, I'd go pro-choice too. And pro-gay marriage. And then I'd announce that "Jesus was a really fun loving guy! I prefer to think of the Bible as a bunch incredibly vague guidelines, in a quite casual and fun-loving way. Now where's that vodka? *hic*".

EvF

Hahahaha! Good one!

If I were a pope for a day, I'd take that big-ass diamond on my staff and sell it on eBay. Then I'd take the money and give it away to charities personally. Why would I need such a big diamond while preaching that we should share gods gifts when I have a damn big one on my stick but don't share it right? Big Grin
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RE: Pope for a day
(September 11, 2009 at 7:30 pm)theblindferrengi Wrote: if you could be the catholic pope for 24 hours what would you do?

Tell the world that the infallibility of the bible rests on grounds of internal consistency and that any text which fails must be false

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#9
RE: Pope for a day
I'd tell the world to wake up!
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"Only the dead have seen the end of war..." - Plato
“Those who wish to base their morality literally on the Bible have either not read it or not understood it...” - Richard Dawkins
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#10
RE: Pope for a day
I'd put an end to the Catholic church then put all the pedophile priests to death.
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