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Did They Not Pray Hard Enough
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough
(August 1, 2013 at 10:27 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(August 1, 2013 at 10:20 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Why would Jesus not answer Drich's prays for this info?

Because Jesus is too busy helping his favorite football team and helping a house mom find her lost keys.

I like to just straight-up say that it's because he's as make-believe as Leprechauns. I've heard of the Luck of the Irish, but never did it lead them to a Pot of Gold.
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#72
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Yes. That jesus has his priorities in order.

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#73
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Pshh...that bony baby is obviously computer-generated.
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I've actually seen Facebook posts (yeah, I know) saying how those kids are clearly not starving, because look how fat they are. Yes, I wish I was making this up. There really are people that pig-ignorant in the world. Scared yet?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough
(August 1, 2013 at 10:35 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: I like to just straight-up say that it's because he's as make-believe as Leprechauns. I've heard of the Luck of the Irish, but never did it lead them to a Pot of Gold.

But the hope that there might be a pot of gold can sometimes be all a person has. Why are you trying to take their hope away, you monster?

Or something.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#76
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These events do have an effect lots of xtains. There will be a whole new crop of doubters because of this.
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(August 2, 2013 at 6:53 am)Stimbo Wrote: I've actually seen Facebook posts (yeah, I know) saying how those kids are clearly not starving, because look how fat they are. Yes, I wish I was making this up. There really are people that pig-ignorant in the world. Scared yet?

Yeah I've seen comments like that too. Did those morons not notice the extremely thin limbs on those children? Distended bellies =/= fat.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#78
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough
Also Kwashiorkor.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough
(August 2, 2013 at 8:30 am)Marimint Wrote: These events do have an effect lots of xtains. There will be a whole new crop of doubters because of this.

I think not. If anything, tragedy increases our prayers to God!

If there were no strife in life, what need would there be to call upon Him?

And all you saying that God doesn't answer prayers? How would you know anything about prayer?

It's like blind men commenting on a Rembrandt! No clue.

Afer you've spent time in fervent prayer and know something, then make comments. Until then...You know absolutely NOTHING.

James 5:16
"Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."
Quis ut Deus?
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(August 2, 2013 at 10:16 am)ronedee Wrote: If there were no strife in life, what need would there be to call upon Him?

Then what was the point of making a Garden Paradise in Eden? Apparently there was no place for sin there, and god even walked with Adam and Eve. What was Adam's need for god in this instance? Well, it looks like it was to have someone other than his wife to hang out with. It seems strife is not necessary for there to be a Judeo-Christian god. Try again.
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