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Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
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RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
August 1, 2013 at 12:10 am
"God" seems to have the same problem. There is always some asswipe in a funny hat who wants to tell you what fucking god "means."
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RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
August 1, 2013 at 12:55 am
Wasn't this one getting rid of his hat? Tongue
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#33
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
August 1, 2013 at 1:20 am
Man is fallible. The Pope is a man. The Pope is fallible.
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#34
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
August 1, 2013 at 1:52 am
You're forgetting the pope hat.

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If you're going to wear that you'd better be infallible.
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#35
RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
August 1, 2013 at 2:11 am
(August 1, 2013 at 1:52 am)Minimalist Wrote: You're forgetting the pope hat.

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If you're going to wear that you'd better be infallible.

Maybe the hat's a satellite dish for god's word. Tongue
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RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
August 1, 2013 at 2:15 pm
(July 31, 2013 at 8:47 am)Drich Wrote:
(July 31, 2013 at 8:35 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Give them another 100 years and they might start to back off that "homosexuality is a sin" idea.

The vatican maybe, but biblical Christianity? No. It is outlined as a sin.

Just like eating shellfish, wearing clothes of mixed fibers, and working on the Sabbath? I don't see too many Christians concerned about these "sins" these days.
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RE: Um...You're the Fucking Pope, Asshole!
August 2, 2013 at 12:54 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2013 at 12:59 pm by Captain Colostomy.)
(August 1, 2013 at 2:15 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(July 31, 2013 at 8:47 am)Drich Wrote: The vatican maybe, but biblical Christianity? No. It is outlined as a sin.

Just like eating shellfish, wearing clothes of mixed fibers, and working on the Sabbath? I don't see too many Christians concerned about these "sins" these days.

Those sins are from the OT, which Drich has deemed to be non scriptural.

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(August 1, 2013 at 2:11 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(August 1, 2013 at 1:52 am)Minimalist Wrote: You're forgetting the pope hat.

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If you're going to wear that you'd better be infallible.

Maybe the hat's a satellite dish for god's word. Tongue

If it is, the weather over the Vatican has been horrendous for the past 1500 years. I can't watch shit when just a bird passes over my dish's line-of-sight.
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