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What's everyone up to right now?
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 (December 17, 2015 at 8:43 pm)Esquilax Wrote:(December 17, 2015 at 8:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Right now, I'm wondering what the fuck is in the big Christmas package from my missus. It's rectangular, almost four feet long, and about eight inches square on the ends. Here's the thing - when I shake it (of course I shake it), it makes a kind of liquidy, sloshy, rattling sound. Driving me spare. I should be so lucky. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 17, 2015 at 8:50 pm
(This post was last modified: December 17, 2015 at 9:01 pm by Clueless Morgan.)
Just got home and am leaving again in a few minutes. All I want to do right now is take a nap but I caaaaaaaaan't.................
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
If you're too busy to take a nap, you're too busy.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
True dat
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
 (December 17, 2015 at 8:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Right now, I'm wondering what the fuck is in the big Christmas package from my missus. It's rectangular, almost four feet long, and about eight inches square on the ends. Here's the thing - when I shake it (of course I shake it), it makes a kind of liquidy, sloshy, rattling sound. Driving me spare. It was probably a puppy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (December 17, 2015 at 9:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(December 17, 2015 at 8:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Right now, I'm wondering what the fuck is in the big Christmas package from my missus. It's rectangular, almost four feet long, and about eight inches square on the ends. Here's the thing - when I shake it (of course I shake it), it makes a kind of liquidy, sloshy, rattling sound. Driving me spare. From the dimensions, more like a moray eel. 
I got a 100% on my chemical texturizing test tonight.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
That's great!
Now I know who to call when I want my chemicals texturised!  (And with my reputation, I just know that this will come across as a sexual euphemism. And so will "come across". You lot and your filthy minds.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Woohooo! I'll texturize your chemicals anytime!!
They'll be curly though. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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