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This holy water thing is full of shit!

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This holy water thing is full of shit!
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This holy water thing is full of shit!
September 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm
Literally, apparently.

Quote:Scientists have discovered that 86 per cent of water samples from holy sources contain faecal matter.
Austrian researchers also found that church fonts contain high levels of bacteria and that none of the holy springs they studied could be considered safe for drinking from.

Conclusion? Baptisms are really gross.

Funny how the infinitely compassionate lord won't make the water they soak babies in clean and safe... Thinking
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
September 14, 2013 at 4:05 pm
Thanks, and I was literally eating when I read this Wink
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September 14, 2013 at 4:11 pm
It's still better than bathing in the Ganges.
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
September 14, 2013 at 4:30 pm
(September 14, 2013 at 4:11 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: It's still better than bathing in the Ganges.

Depends on the part of Ganges.
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Re: This holy water thing is full of shit!
September 15, 2013 at 1:36 pm (This post was last modified: September 15, 2013 at 1:36 pm by NoraBrimstone.)
Lovely. And people let paedophiles, sorry, *priests put that stuff on heir little babies' heads? Sad
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
September 15, 2013 at 1:51 pm
(September 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Literally, apparently.

Quote:Scientists have discovered that 86 per cent of water samples from holy sources contain faecal matter.
Austrian researchers also found that church fonts contain high levels of bacteria and that none of the holy springs they studied could be considered safe for drinking from.

Conclusion? Baptisms are really gross.

Funny how the infinitely compassionate lord won't make the water they soak babies in clean and safe... Thinking
-or maybe the reason there is poop in the water is because some people are soaking their babies in said water.
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
September 15, 2013 at 1:58 pm
Well. Holy shit.
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
September 15, 2013 at 2:04 pm
(September 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Literally, apparently.

Quote:Scientists have discovered that 86 per cent of water samples from holy sources contain faecal matter.
Austrian researchers also found that church fonts contain high levels of bacteria and that none of the holy springs they studied could be considered safe for drinking from.

Conclusion? Baptisms are really gross.

Funny how the infinitely compassionate lord won't make the water they soak babies in clean and safe... Thinking


Sacrilege, I say.. Sacrilege!


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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
September 15, 2013 at 2:25 pm
(September 15, 2013 at 1:51 pm)Drich Wrote: -or maybe the reason there is poop in the water is because some people are soaking their babies in said water.

Did you read the article? It's not just baptismal fonts; it's holy water sources. The springs from whence the stuff is drawn. Not just the cesspools where babies are dipped.

Also, just saying, there's such a thing as cleaning.
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
September 15, 2013 at 2:38 pm
It's no big deal..... Really!

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