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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 29, 2013 at 5:57 pm
Dont you fucking buhhhh at me after reading this one! It is the most horrible one I know and I dont use it regulary.
What does a jewish kid do sitting on a chimney?
Waiting for it`s parents.
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 30, 2013 at 4:57 pm
(September 29, 2013 at 5:57 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: What does a jewish kid do sitting on a chimney?
Waiting for it`s parents.
I don't get that unless it's some "Jews in the oven" joke.
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
September 30, 2013 at 7:45 pm
(September 30, 2013 at 4:57 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I don't get that unless it's some "Jews in the oven" joke.
You got it.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
October 10, 2013 at 6:13 pm
A guy with no arms gets a job at the local church ringing the bell. Since he has no arms, he can't pull the bell cord, but instead he slams his face into the bell, ringing it. One day he hit the bell a little too hard and fell out of the bell tower. A bunch of people gather and someone asks, "Does anyone know who this guy is?" One guy pipes up and says: "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell."
A few weeks later, the dead bell-ringer's brother takes over the job ringing the bell. And one day, he hits the bell a little too hard and falls out of the bell tower. A crowd gathers, and someone asks, "Does anyone know him?" And someone replies, "Yes, he's a dead ringer for his brother."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
October 22, 2013 at 2:39 am
How you pick up Jewish girls in the Holocaust? .... with a dust-pan.
What's red, slimy, and climbs up a woman's leg? ... a homesick abortion.
This morning I read in the paper about a midget who got pick-pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
October 22, 2013 at 2:50 am
One of Jimmy Carr's:
There's safety in numbers, really?
Tell that to 6 million Jews.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes
October 22, 2013 at 9:35 am
What did one gerbil say to the other?
"Let's go to the gay bar and get shit-faced."
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