A Matter of Faith

[Brian37]

As In the best Evidence for Barack Obama is Barack Obama. Or are you so foolish to Argue this as well?

Remember, we have his birth certificate, dummy.

Now this is the place where Drich argues that the bible is God's birth certificate. Unlike Obama God really is a secret Muslim AND a secret Jew. And God was not born in Hawaii.

Now don't you feel foolish.

[Doubting Thomas]

Of course God doesn't have a birth certificate. He's always existed, unlike everything else in the universe which had to have a creator.

[Captain Colostomy]

I suggest a challenge: I'll write and send a letter to god, blaspheming him and his retarded step child, while Drich can write and send a threatening letter to Obama. My letter will no doubt be returned to sender while his will be accepted no doubt with interest.

Prophet that I am, I only foresee avenging angels, the black suited, humorless variety, visiting Drippy.

I think that would make for compelling evidence.

[Crossless2.0]

I suggest a challenge: I'll write and send a letter to god, blaspheming him and his retarded step child, while Drich can write and send a threatening letter to Obama. My letter will no doubt be returned to sender while his will be accepted no doubt with interest.

Prophet that I am, I only foresee avenging angels, the black suited, humorless variety, visiting Drippy.

I think that would make for compelling evidence.

Yes, heathen, but don't you fear THE SPANISH INQUISITION?

You just never know . . .

[Captain Colostomy]

I fear no comfy chair.

[Rahul]

Yes, heathen, but don't you fear THE SPANISH INQUISITION?

You just never know . . .

[Brian37]

I suggest a challenge: I'll write and send a letter to god, blaspheming him and his retarded step child, while Drich can write and send a threatening letter to Obama. My letter will no doubt be returned to sender while his will be accepted no doubt with interest.

Prophet that I am, I only foresee avenging angels, the black suited, humorless variety, visiting Drippy.

I think that would make for compelling evidence.

See, that is the difference. Threaten a real person, they react. Threaten a fictional sky daddy, the minions react.

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Yes, heathen, but don't you fear THE SPANISH INQUISITION?

You just never know . . .

NO NO NOT THE COMFY CHAIR!

[Neo-Scholastic]

Can you consider the possibility that your beliefs are the result of you using a creative imagination?

Yes. I wonder that all the time.

[Ryantology]

Can you consider the possibility that your beliefs are the result of you using a creative imagination?

Yes. I wonder that all the time.

And what is it that has made you go "but that's obviously not actually happening" thus far?

[Cato]

If God is real then wouldn't the best evidence of God, be God? So why wouldn't "Because God..." be a viable answer?

I think "Because Cato's dick..." works just as well.