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CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
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CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
Matthew 27:51-3 describes the "resurrection" of many godly people who rose from the graves and exited the cemetery on Good Friday and returned to Jerusalem where they were seen by many people, earthquake and rocks breaking in half. If true, this event would have stunned all of Jerusalem, unquestionably been documented by numerous sources, as well as other gospels and in terms of shock value would have dwarfed even the resurrection of Jesus. Yet nowhere, not even in historical non-biblical records. Only in Matthew does anyone speaks of this resurrection-related miracle. C'MON.....
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RE: CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
(January 12, 2014 at 3:24 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Matthew 27:51-3 describes the "resurrection" of many godly people who rose from the graves and exited the cemetery on Good Friday and returned to Jerusalem where they were seen by many people, earthquake and rocks breaking in half. If true, this event would have stunned all of Jerusalem, unquestionably been documented by numerous sources, as well as other gospels and in terms of shock value would have dwarfed even the resurrection of Jesus. Yet nowhere, not even in historical non-biblical records. Only in Matthew does anyone speaks of this resurrection-related miracle. C'MON.....

i heard of that but wasnt sure where it was in the bible, eitherway, they worship a lovable zombie god lol
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it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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RE: CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
(January 12, 2014 at 3:26 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote:
(January 12, 2014 at 3:24 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Matthew 27:51-3 describes the "resurrection" of many godly people who rose from the graves and exited the cemetery on Good Friday and returned to Jerusalem where they were seen by many people, earthquake and rocks breaking in half. If true, this event would have stunned all of Jerusalem, unquestionably been documented by numerous sources, as well as other gospels and in terms of shock value would have dwarfed even the resurrection of Jesus. Yet nowhere, not even in historical non-biblical records. Only in Matthew does anyone speaks of this resurrection-related miracle. C'MON.....

i heard of that but wasnt sure where it was in the bible, eitherway, they worship a lovable zombie god lol

4 years of studying theology... I have never got a good answer.. or even a answer...
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RE: CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
(January 12, 2014 at 3:28 pm)truthBtold Wrote: 4 years of studying theology... I have never got a good answer.. or even a answer...

Psilocin in the water supply?
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RE: CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
(January 12, 2014 at 3:28 pm)truthBtold Wrote:
(January 12, 2014 at 3:26 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: i heard of that but wasnt sure where it was in the bible, eitherway, they worship a lovable zombie god lol

4 years of studying theology... I have never got a good answer.. or even a answer...

yea, usually they make some semantic dodge or just change the subject with picking something you said and try to make an argument of what you said.

oh and you have to love the effort to try to fit in some context to what they think god meant.
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it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world.
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RE: CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
(January 12, 2014 at 3:24 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Matthew 27:51-3 describes the "resurrection" of many godly people who rose from the graves and exited the cemetery on Good Friday and returned to Jerusalem where they were seen by many people, earthquake and rocks breaking in half. If true, this event would have stunned all of Jerusalem, unquestionably been documented by numerous sources, as well as other gospels and in terms of shock value would have dwarfed even the resurrection of Jesus. Yet nowhere, not even in historical non-biblical records. Only in Matthew does anyone speaks of this resurrection-related miracle. C'MON.....

Yeah, I think this was probably "creative license" (lit, shit he made up) on the part of Matthew, or whoever wrote that gospel. As you say, there would have been a bit of a stir had that happened.
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Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
You'd think there would be some extrabiblical report about dead people rising from their graves, and an eclipse right after they executed one of the criminals. Or that some of the 500 or so people that saw Jesus would write something down about it, other than the bible. And do it shortly afterwards, instead of a decade or so like with Paul.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
(January 12, 2014 at 5:43 pm)Chad32 Wrote: You'd think there would be some extrabiblical report about dead people rising from their graves, and an eclipse right after they executed one of the criminals. Or that some of the 500 or so people that saw Jesus would write something down about it, other than the bible. And do it shortly afterwards, instead of a decade or so like with Paul.

Dont get me started on senõr paul.... or should u? Ha!! he will be next up...
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RE: CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
Go ahead. Tangents are fun. I've heard things like Paul originally meant Jesus as just a spiritual being. He wasn't some carpenter's son that died on a cross.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: CHISTIANS PLEASE EXPLAIN "the walking dead"
Who ever said myths have to be believable? Aren't they always kinda over-the-top? Isn't that part of what makes them myths? Smile
“To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation—is that good for the world?”
― Christopher Hitchens

"That fear first created the gods is perhaps as true as anything so brief could be on so great a subject". - George Santayana

"If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed". - George Carlin


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