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The simple truth
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#31
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:04 pm
Well, that was a lot of copied and pasted bullshit.

I'll stick with reality, thanks.

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#32
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:06 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 4:51 pm)The Good News Wrote: What causes the five major components of the cardiac conduction system to keep working?

Let me paraphrase what's going to happen here to save everyone time.

TGN: But what makes the components of the heart work?
Everyone else: the autonomic process.
TGN: But what makes the autonomic process work?
Everyone else: The Limbic System of the brain.
TGN: But what makes the limbic system work?
Everyone Else: Jesus?
TGN: Exactly!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#33
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:06 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 3:03 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: [Image: triple-facepalm-picard-812.jpg]

Seriously. You're quoting the bible at people who don't believe the bible is more than the 5000 year old equivalent of rush limbaugh.

A For effort. F for judgement.

A++ for response.

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#34
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:10 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 5:06 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(February 11, 2014 at 4:51 pm)The Good News Wrote: What causes the five major components of the cardiac conduction system to keep working?

Let me paraphrase what's going to happen here to save everyone time.

TGN: But what makes the components of the heart work?
Everyone else: the autonomic process.
TGN: But what makes the autonomic process work?
Everyone else: The Limbic System of the brain.
TGN: But what makes the limbic system work?
Everyone Else: Jesus?
TGN: Exactly!

I have to admit I was going to forewarn of this myself.
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RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:14 pm
I'm just shocked this guy managed to get that user name. How has that never happened?
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#36
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:21 pm (This post was last modified: February 11, 2014 at 5:22 pm by Alex K.)
(February 11, 2014 at 4:42 pm)The Good News Wrote: Does the wisdom of men keep your heart beating second by second? Tell me, what is it that keeps your heart beating?

Odds are you know someone who has a pacemaker... For them I'd answer - yes indeed.

It's not magic just because the word "heart" is in it you know...
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#37
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:22 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: I'm just shocked this guy managed to get that user name. How has that never happened?

It must have been reserved for me!
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#38
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:23 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: I'm just shocked this guy managed to get that user name. How has that never happened?

Godidit. Durr.
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#39
RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:24 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 5:22 pm)The Good News Wrote:
(February 11, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Shell B Wrote: I'm just shocked this guy managed to get that user name. How has that never happened?

It must have been reserved for me!

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RE: The simple truth
February 11, 2014 at 5:27 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 5:01 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(February 11, 2014 at 4:51 pm)The Good News Wrote: What causes the five major components of the cardiac conduction system to keep working?

Space wizards.

Gandalf the metallic grey and his friends.
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