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Fun Things To Do In Church

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Fun Things To Do In Church
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RE: Fun Things To Do In Church
February 19, 2014 at 8:42 am
Is it wrong to want to take the money out of the collection plate and use it for something that will actually make a difference in the world? Angel
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RE: Fun Things To Do In Church
February 19, 2014 at 3:45 pm
A ripper of a fart has got to be the best.
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RE: Fun Things To Do In Church
February 19, 2014 at 7:41 pm
If you are female insert a vibrating egg with a remote control. Then turn it up while in Church. Make sure everyone can hear when you orgasm.
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RE: Fun Things To Do In Church
February 19, 2014 at 7:42 pm
Sleep

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Fun Things To Do In Church
February 19, 2014 at 7:43 pm
Paintball skirmishes.

Pews would make for some awesome cover.
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RE: Fun Things To Do In Church
February 20, 2014 at 5:38 am
(February 19, 2014 at 7:41 pm)EgoRaptor Wrote: If you are female insert a vibrating egg with a remote control. Then turn it up while in Church. Make sure everyone can hear when you orgasm.

Then claim afterwards that you were possessed by the spirit of Jesus.
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RE: Fun Things To Do In Church
February 20, 2014 at 5:45 am
(February 20, 2014 at 5:38 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(February 19, 2014 at 7:41 pm)EgoRaptor Wrote: If you are female insert a vibrating egg with a remote control. Then turn it up while in Church. Make sure everyone can hear when you orgasm.

Then claim afterwards that you were possessed by the spirit of Jesus.

Gotta love it! ROFLOL
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